Movie Reviews Ville Style

[CastleDoctrine]

[quote="YevGenie";p="119832"]Probably because people can't pronounce the names...Paschendfeldenhostenfeiter or whatever [/quote]BACK OFF RUSKIE!! Don't make us North American badasses show you who's boss again! Now crawl back in your Vodka bottle, anti-freeze jug, or whatever you drink.

(But of course, I kid )

[Hobnail Sneakers]

I'll be watching Gymkata soon, so I'll post a review when my eyes stop bleeding.

[YevGenie]

[quote="CastleDoctrine";p="119893"][quote="YevGenie";p="119832"]Probably because people can't pronounce the names...Paschendfeldenhostenfeiter or whatever [/quote]BACK OFF RUSKIE!! Don't make us North American badasses show you who's boss again! Now crawl back in your Vodka bottle, anti-freeze jug, or whatever you drink.

(But of course, I kid )[/quote]

Oddly enough, and this reflects poorly on my culture, but the anti-freeze comment is pretty accurate

[CastleDoctrine]

[quote="YevGenie";p="119897"][quote="CastleDoctrine";p="119893"][quote="YevGenie";p="119832"]Probably because people can't pronounce the names...Paschendfeldenhostenfeiter or whatever [/quote]BACK OFF RUSKIE!! Don't make us North American badasses show you who's boss again! Now crawl back in your Vodka bottle, anti-freeze jug, or whatever you drink.

(But of course, I kid )[/quote]

Oddly enough, and this reflects poorly on my culture, but the anti-freeze comment is pretty accurate [/quote]Don't be so hard on yourself. You too are a member of our glorious American Empire, let alone it's elite strike force: The Ville.

[!B a T m A n!]

[quote="YevGenie";p="119832"]Probably because people can't pronounce the names...Paschendfeldenhostenfeiter or whatever [/quote]
the germans feared us the most in WWI

[Rits]

From Wikipedia:

and is scheduled to be released in Canada on October 17, 2008.

No movie for us Canadian loving Americans

[!B a T m A n!]

ahh man that lame... watch it online then

[shimmybot]

[quote="Rits";p="119971"]
From Wikipedia:

and is scheduled to be released in Canada on October 17, 2008.

No movie for us Canadian loving Americans
[/quote]

boo

[CastleDoctrine]

After many years of procrastination, I broke down and bought a not too well known, science fiction adventure film from the early 1980's.
I thought it merited a review. It is titled:

Loosely based on the first few years of the 1930's comic strip of the same name, Flash Gordon follows the adventures of the title character as he is hurled across the void of space and thrust into the role of saviour of humanity, and liberator of the galaxy. An international cast including Max von Sydow as Ming the Merciless, Brian Blessed as Prince Vultan, Timothy Dalton as Prince Barin, Ornella Muti as Princess Aura, Topal as Dr. Hanz Zarkov, Peter Wyngarde as Klytus, Melody Anderson as Dale Arden, and Sam J. Jones as Flash.

Probably the most distinctive feature of this film is the soundtrack, written and performed by Queen.

Needless to say, this film has: airplane crashes, mad scientists, rocket ships, action, suspense, slave girls in jeweled bikinis, professional sports references, capital punishment, resurrection, telepathy, love potions, torture, dramatic irony, brain washing, betrayal, tests of courage, floating palaces, gladiatorial combat, redemption, all female pillow fight, revolt, rocketcycles, aerial combat, laser gun battles, magic rings, explosions (large and small), hawk men, lizard men, wood beasts, and ... (big finish)...midgets!

Flash Gordon Theatrical Trailer

A fun, action packed, film that is suitable for teens and up (some of us never matured beyond that mark anyway). I give it two bore worms up!

For a more in-depth, Ville style, discussion and celebration of this cult classic, visit The Ville's Official Flash Gordon thread, credited to our own Agent X (you know, the fellow with the hypnotic avatar, ).

[!B a T m A n!]

-_- you wont give it up will you

[CastleDoctrine]

[quote="!B a T m A n!";p="122766"]-_- you wont give it up will you[/quote]I thought this was the place to post movie reviews, hence the name.

I'm truly sorry you don't enjoy films such as this, but there's no need to go "trolling." I can understand your frustration though, since you have expressed similar sentiment in the past:[quote="!B a T m A n!";p="118536"]
im srry but i hate flash gordon
[/quote]Not to worry. I've run out of worthy Youtube clips.

THE END...? (Ming's laughter echoes all around you)

[!B a T m A n!]

uhh oh

[Torven]

I recently saw a Wesley Snipes/Jasan Statham film titled Chaos, expecting a run of the mill action movie with lots of guns and explosions. I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was more of a cop drama with a decent story. Some of the characters were a little cliche, and I saw the ending coming from about a third of the way in (I thoroughly enjoyed it anyway), but I would still recommend it.

[jim beam]

[quote="!B a T m A n!";p="119965"][quote="YevGenie";p="119832"]Probably because people can't pronounce the names...Paschendfeldenhostenfeiter or whatever [/quote]
the germans feared us the most in WWI [/quote]

That is because most of their people were americans that were ready to kill again since it had been like 30 years since our last war. Thats why they "fear" you havent you ever watched Legends of the Fall. It tells you all you need to know about that statement.

[Cpt. Winky]

[quote="Torven";p="123556"]I recently saw a Wesley Snipes/Jasan Statham film titled Chaos, expecting a run of the mill action movie with lots of guns and explosions. I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was more of a cop drama with a decent story. Some of the characters were a little cliche, and I saw the ending coming from about a third of the way in (I thoroughly enjoyed it anyway), but I would still recommend it.[/quote]

thats how i felt about Bank Job. expected crap, actually an ok movie.