You Know You Play Too Much L4D2 When...

[BigBiker05]

just having an escape plan for anywhere you go

The other day I was wearing a hoodie and thought I could parkour

[l3eeron]

...you learn to play Re: Your Brains on guitar because it's always stuck in your mind.


"Open up the door
We'll all come inside and eat your braaaiiins!"

[tsmitho]

you walk into a dark room and see a red light and worry about where the witch might be. or you are walking around corners outside in the dark and hesitate to go around them too fast for fear of a witch

[metacide]

You find yourself looking around during the day for these big stacks of endless ammo. And getting disappointed when you can't find them.

[Checkm8]

whenever you find pills in a urinal and not worry about the container's contents

[BrianKeljore]

You try to shove a Pyro in TF2.

Or when you see some one with a hoodie, yell "Hunter!" then punch them in the face.

[TTHREAZ]

You try to shove a Pyro in TF2.

Oh man. If I play nothing but L4D2 for a while and then go back to TF2, I do the same thing.

What's worse was when I was playing a ton of HL2, I'd try to conserve my flashlight battery in L4D2.

[tsmitho]

ha after i played bioshock for a while i tried to go up to every dead body and scavenge it to loot it in almost every game lol

[arfy4]

If you hear someone softly sobbing, and you immediately walk slowly. If this happens when I'm camping, I'll be sure to turn off my flashlight.

[metacide]

When you start thinking an adrenaline shot is a viable substitute for caffeine.

[Buzzy Beetle]

When you have to stop yourself from attacking anyone in a safety vest in preemptive self defense.

[arfy4]

When you can't go to the hospital without thinking "I hope no one here has the infection."

[MrBlah]

The closest I can come to something like this was trying to legitimately rocket jump in DOD:S, multiple times.

[ShadyIMG]

When you get a high score in a shoot out game and wonder where the gnome is.