The Make fun of Masakari Thread
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Re: The Make fun of Masakari Thread
I can't believe this! Have you people no shame?!
Masakari is a great guy who is always there for us. Whether it's guarding you against unsportsmanlike behavior during a friendly fire situation in TF2 or pulling his weight carrying Molotovs and gas cans in Left 4 Dead (let alone helping you out of the respawn closet), he's always there to help.
This travesty has gone on long enough! You all owe our favorite Canadian from Sasquatchewan an apology.
Masakari is a great guy who is always there for us. Whether it's guarding you against unsportsmanlike behavior during a friendly fire situation in TF2 or pulling his weight carrying Molotovs and gas cans in Left 4 Dead (let alone helping you out of the respawn closet), he's always there to help.
This travesty has gone on long enough! You all owe our favorite Canadian from Sasquatchewan an apology.
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Re: The Make fun of Masakari Thread
Masakari fails because he continues to ask for "friendly fire" when he really means "mirror damage".


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[quote="Red Seal";p="154091"]
this is masa a little turtle that wish he could

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Actually, that's an incredibly bloated Paratroopa.
THIS is a Masakari:

</killjoy>
this is masa a little turtle that wish he could
[/quote]
Actually, that's an incredibly bloated Paratroopa.
THIS is a Masakari:
</killjoy>
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[quote="Buzzy Beetle";p="154300"][quote="Red Seal";p="154091"]
this is masa a little turtle that wish he could

[/quote]
Actually, that's an incredibly bloated Paratroopa.
THIS is a Masakari:

</killjoy>[/quote]
To get more specific, that's called a Heavy Troopa.
this is masa a little turtle that wish he could
[/quote]
Actually, that's an incredibly bloated Paratroopa.
THIS is a Masakari:
</killjoy>[/quote]
To get more specific, that's called a Heavy Troopa.
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Re: The Make fun of Masakari Thread
[quote="CastleDoctrine";p="154095"]I can't believe this! Have you people no shame?!
Masakari is a great guy who is always there for us. Whether it's guarding you against unsportsmanlike behavior during a friendly fire situation in TF2 or pulling his weight carrying Molotovs and gas cans in Left 4 Dead (let alone helping you out of the respawn closet), he's always there to help.
This travesty has gone on long enough! You all owe our favorite Canadian from Sasquatchewan an apology.[/quote]

[flash width=425 height=344]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/cj9_yW8tZxs[/flash]
Masakari is a great guy who is always there for us. Whether it's guarding you against unsportsmanlike behavior during a friendly fire situation in TF2 or pulling his weight carrying Molotovs and gas cans in Left 4 Dead (let alone helping you out of the respawn closet), he's always there to help.
This travesty has gone on long enough! You all owe our favorite Canadian from Sasquatchewan an apology.[/quote]
[flash width=425 height=344]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/cj9_yW8tZxs[/flash]
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[quote="MasterChef";p="154012"][quote="Masakari";p="154005"][quote="MasterChef";p="154003"]
[quote="Masakari";p="153986"][quote="DeafOfficeWorker";p="153940"]
[quote="Thom Yorke Obliterator";p="153938"]bisquick, what's Masakari's MeleeMania record again?[/quote]
As I recall, the MeleeMania has not been kind to Masa.
[/quote]0-3!!! I think I'm actually the losingest player in MM history.
[/quote]
Lies! That crown belongs to me!
[/quote]See, but you've at least won a match at some point in time. I'm winless. Zero wins. Ziltcho.
Maybe we can have a battle for the losingest player added to the agenda?[/quote]
I still stand by my 4 losses being greater than 3. Fight me if you dare. There can only be one losingist loser![/quote]
so if you win...do you win or do you lose? and if you win...and it makes you lose...do you then win since you lost? and since you lost at winning does it make you win? or does it make you lose (which then makes you win...since you win at losing....which would then make you lose because you won...) <head explode>
[quote="Masakari";p="153986"][quote="DeafOfficeWorker";p="153940"]
[quote="Thom Yorke Obliterator";p="153938"]bisquick, what's Masakari's MeleeMania record again?[/quote]
As I recall, the MeleeMania has not been kind to Masa.

[/quote]0-3!!! I think I'm actually the losingest player in MM history.
[/quote]
Lies! That crown belongs to me!
[/quote]See, but you've at least won a match at some point in time. I'm winless. Zero wins. Ziltcho.
Maybe we can have a battle for the losingest player added to the agenda?[/quote]
I still stand by my 4 losses being greater than 3. Fight me if you dare. There can only be one losingist loser![/quote]
so if you win...do you win or do you lose? and if you win...and it makes you lose...do you then win since you lost? and since you lost at winning does it make you win? or does it make you lose (which then makes you win...since you win at losing....which would then make you lose because you won...) <head explode>
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[quote="Cpt._Keyes";p="154610"][quote="MasterChef";p="154012"][quote="Masakari";p="154005"][quote="MasterChef";p="154003"]
[quote="Masakari";p="153986"][quote="DeafOfficeWorker";p="153940"]
[quote="Thom Yorke Obliterator";p="153938"]bisquick, what's Masakari's MeleeMania record again?[/quote]
As I recall, the MeleeMania has not been kind to Masa.
[/quote]0-3!!! I think I'm actually the losingest player in MM history.
[/quote]
Lies! That crown belongs to me!
[/quote]See, but you've at least won a match at some point in time. I'm winless. Zero wins. Ziltcho.
Maybe we can have a battle for the losingest player added to the agenda?[/quote]
I still stand by my 4 losses being greater than 3. Fight me if you dare. There can only be one losingist loser![/quote]
so if you win...do you win or do you lose? and if you win...and it makes you lose...do you then win since you lost? and since you lost at winning does it make you win? or does it make you lose (which then makes you win...since you win at losing....which would then make you lose because you won...) <head explode>[/quote]
Whoever loses shall be declared the losingist player in Melee Mania.
[quote="Masakari";p="153986"][quote="DeafOfficeWorker";p="153940"]
[quote="Thom Yorke Obliterator";p="153938"]bisquick, what's Masakari's MeleeMania record again?[/quote]
As I recall, the MeleeMania has not been kind to Masa.

[/quote]0-3!!! I think I'm actually the losingest player in MM history.
[/quote]
Lies! That crown belongs to me!
[/quote]See, but you've at least won a match at some point in time. I'm winless. Zero wins. Ziltcho.
Maybe we can have a battle for the losingest player added to the agenda?[/quote]
I still stand by my 4 losses being greater than 3. Fight me if you dare. There can only be one losingist loser![/quote]
so if you win...do you win or do you lose? and if you win...and it makes you lose...do you then win since you lost? and since you lost at winning does it make you win? or does it make you lose (which then makes you win...since you win at losing....which would then make you lose because you won...) <head explode>[/quote]
Whoever loses shall be declared the losingist player in Melee Mania.

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[quote="Rigges (CTR)";p="154396"][quote="MrBlah";p="153942"]
Who is this Masakari person you speak of? I used to know one... but he is now known as Mascara and will forever be known as Mascara to me....
[/quote]
Mascara

Hey that could be your new Avatar
Just Punning on ya Love ya friend.
Masakari is a good friend
--===[/quote]
That avatar would just be scary and painful! I can't stand to even look at it for a second.
Who is this Masakari person you speak of? I used to know one... but he is now known as Mascara and will forever be known as Mascara to me....
[/quote]
Mascara
Hey that could be your new Avatar
Just Punning on ya Love ya friend.
Masakari is a good friend
--===[/quote]
That avatar would just be scary and painful! I can't stand to even look at it for a second.
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[quote="MasterChef";p="154682"][quote="Cpt._Keyes";p="154610"][quote="MasterChef";p="154012"][quote="Masakari";p="154005"][quote="MasterChef";p="154003"]
[quote="Masakari";p="153986"][quote="DeafOfficeWorker";p="153940"]
[quote="Thom Yorke Obliterator";p="153938"]bisquick, what's Masakari's MeleeMania record again?[/quote]
As I recall, the MeleeMania has not been kind to Masa.
[/quote]0-3!!! I think I'm actually the losingest player in MM history.
[/quote]
Lies! That crown belongs to me!
[/quote]See, but you've at least won a match at some point in time. I'm winless. Zero wins. Ziltcho.
Maybe we can have a battle for the losingest player added to the agenda?[/quote]
I still stand by my 4 losses being greater than 3. Fight me if you dare. There can only be one losingist loser![/quote]
so if you win...do you win or do you lose? and if you win...and it makes you lose...do you then win since you lost? and since you lost at winning does it make you win? or does it make you lose (which then makes you win...since you win at losing....which would then make you lose because you won...) <head explode>[/quote]
Whoever loses shall be declared the losingist player in Melee Mania.[/quote]
so that means they win the contest...but if the win the contest they should lose...because they won...but because they lost while winning ...they should win...since they can even lose while winning
[quote="Masakari";p="153986"][quote="DeafOfficeWorker";p="153940"]
[quote="Thom Yorke Obliterator";p="153938"]bisquick, what's Masakari's MeleeMania record again?[/quote]
As I recall, the MeleeMania has not been kind to Masa.

[/quote]0-3!!! I think I'm actually the losingest player in MM history.
[/quote]
Lies! That crown belongs to me!
[/quote]See, but you've at least won a match at some point in time. I'm winless. Zero wins. Ziltcho.
Maybe we can have a battle for the losingest player added to the agenda?[/quote]
I still stand by my 4 losses being greater than 3. Fight me if you dare. There can only be one losingist loser![/quote]
so if you win...do you win or do you lose? and if you win...and it makes you lose...do you then win since you lost? and since you lost at winning does it make you win? or does it make you lose (which then makes you win...since you win at losing....which would then make you lose because you won...) <head explode>[/quote]
Whoever loses shall be declared the losingist player in Melee Mania.[/quote]
so that means they win the contest...but if the win the contest they should lose...because they won...but because they lost while winning ...they should win...since they can even lose while winning
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Re: The Make fun of Masakari Thread
OMG, I found Masakari...it's he the silly Canadian getting out to push the car????
[flash width=480 height=296]http://www.youtube.com/v/_LZHeTJBPuk&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]
Nope...wait a second, maybe he is the driver?
[flash width=480 height=296]http://www.youtube.com/v/_LZHeTJBPuk&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]
Nope...wait a second, maybe he is the driver?
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[quote="loren.daniel";p="155144"]
OMG, I found Masakari...it's he the silly Canadian getting out to push the car????
[flash width=480 height=296]http://www.youtube.com/v/_LZHeTJBPuk&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]
Nope...wait a second, maybe he is the driver?
[/quote]Neither one of them is wearing a top hat...
OMG, I found Masakari...it's he the silly Canadian getting out to push the car????
[flash width=480 height=296]http://www.youtube.com/v/_LZHeTJBPuk&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]
Nope...wait a second, maybe he is the driver?
[/quote]Neither one of them is wearing a top hat...
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