Happy ground squirrel day

[Squirrel]

According to sources in Pennsylvania squirrels have taken over ground hogs day.

The takeover took place sometime today when puxatony Phil was given two pounds of cheese for breakfast.

This apparently blocked him up and caused him to be late for the annual groundhogs day event.



Authorities were sent scrambling for a replacement. After hearing the news the two remaining ground hogs killed each other.


An eye witness told authorities they were arguing over who cast a bigger shadow.

At a nearby hula hoop event chipper the ground squirrel was asked to perform the annual ground hogs day event.


The event was pulled off flawless with Chipper seeing his shadow and giving us only six more weeks of winter.


Squirrels rejoice around the world because we now have an event named after us.

HAPPY GROUND SQUIRREL DAY!!!!!!!!

[DeafOfficeWorker]

Ground Squirrel? Is that chuck or sirloin? Probably good mixed with a bit of onion and salt. Can I have some for chili?

[sgt stutter]

Congrats on your new day, its about time you got rid of the pesky Ground Hogs.

HAPPY GROUND SQUIRREL DAY!!!!!!!!

[l3eeron]

lol ahh yes, summertime is here (in San Diego! w00t) Time to break out the beach chairs and kegs. Only bummer is, now I gotta shave my back =( lol

Its already warmin up tho seriously, today its a comfy 71 degrees


...and ground squirrel meat? I'd try it, maybe with some ketchup, or like a philly cheese steak would be good too

[Dog]

It's about time the Squirrels had their own day.....

Happy Ground Squirrel day!

The forecast is for six more weeks of nut bashing.....

[DeafOfficeWorker]

Squirrel Tacos

1 lb. ground squirrel
1 yellow onion, chopped
2 tsp. chili powder
1 box taco shells
Assorted fixins (cheese, tomato, lettuce etc.)

Mix ground squirrel, onion and chili powder. Cook in skillet. Warm taco shells in oven. Make tacos with assorted fixins. Pop a cold one and Enjoy!

[regis]

w00t, go ground squirrels!!! go!!!!

[Horses4You]

hoppy squirrel day to all!!

[Gizanked]

ahem... being from pennsylvania i can assure you it is spelled punxsutawney, not "puxatony" maybe you just can't spell it because you are from oaklehoamah, haha

and based off of this photo they better start giving him some low fat cheese

[Squirrel]

This is my happy little world not yours and It's Puxatony

[kurosaki ichigo]

I'll take my Ground Squirrel lean and deboned

[mujo]

Squirrel's happy little world never ends!

[Cujo]

My Cat's name is Squirrel .. Just thought I post that

[Squirrel]

That must be the greatest cat in the world

[Cujo]

[quote="Squirrel";p="12294"]That must be the greatest cat in the world [/quote]

She got her name cuz she has a Fluffy tail, like a Squirrel