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Post by Smidge » Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:40 pm

a few nights ago some guy came to me and said
Those who live by th sword, get shot by those who don't

if you have any others post them :)
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Post by mr_s » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:20 am

[quote="Smidge";p="102187"]
a few nights ago some guy came to me and said
Those who live by th sword, get shot by those who don't

if you have any others post them :)
[/quote]

ROFL!


Guy comes through Mcdonalds drive thru and after i ask what he wants he screams

WOOOPPPPPERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

I think a comedian has done this. i have heard it and needed 2 minutes to recover from laughter
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Post by YevGenie » Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:50 am

you aren't the brightest knife in the toolbox.
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Post by M_G_P » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:13 am

As useful as a chocolate fireguard

As useful as a cable car with no cable
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Post by mujo » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:19 am

"Becoming nothing in this world is the condition for becoming something in the other world." -Kierkegaard
Adversities do not make a person weak, they reveal what strength he has. -Kierkegaard

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Post by Deacon Frost » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:44 am

Its freedom OF speech not freedom FROM speech.

Give a man enough rope and he'll tie YOU up and take your wallet.

(Murphy's law) If everything is going to plan, its an ambush.

It takes 6 men to carry you to your grave, but it will only take one woman to put you there.
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Post by cpt.diesalot » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:13 pm

if mama ain't happy, ain't no body happy..


i learned this the hard way.
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Post by regis » Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:12 pm

[quote="mr_s";p="102220"]
Guy comes through Mcdonalds drive thru and after i ask what he wants he screams

WOOOPPPPPERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

I think a comedian has done this. i have heard it and needed 2 minutes to recover from laughter[/quote]
I believe the comedian they were quoting is Dane Cook.
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Post by !B a T m A n! » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:10 pm

>.< i dont like dane cook
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Post by shimmybot » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:14 pm

[quote="!B a T m A n!";p="102399"]
>.< i dont like dane cook
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Post by Sickmeat » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:34 pm

"that stands out like a diamond in a goat's ass"
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Post by Deacon Frost » Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:05 am

I've actually been known to use this one from time to time and its in honor of George Carlin:

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house"
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Post by MasterChef » Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:13 am

[quote="YevGenie";p="102237"]you aren't the brightest knife in the toolbox.[/quote]

I always heard it as sharpest knife.
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Post by l3eeron » Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:04 am

Einstien - "We'll use rocks on the other side."

After we destroy ourselves with nuclear weapons, there'll be nothing left but rocks to throw at each other.
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Post by Buzzy Beetle » Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:30 am

"The Internet is Serious Business."

Yep. Had to be said.
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