Text only CS!
Re: Text only CS!
Ah, xkcd, gotta love it.
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Re: Text only CS!
[quote="StrontiumDog";p="101998"]
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XD That's exactly what I thought of when I saw the title for the thread.
XD That's exactly what I thought of when I saw the title for the thread.
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Re: Text only CS!
You have found a masked man bleeding on the floor of a long hallway there is an ak-47
"Kick masked man"
that does nothing
"beat masked man"
unknown command
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.There is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47
"shoot masked man"
that does nothing.
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.
YOU ARE TAKING DAMAGE( 95% health)
"shoot masked man"
that does nothing
"WTF!!!!"
unknown command
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.
YOU ARE TAKING DAMAGE(85% health)
"shoot masked man at west end of hallway."
there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.there is a masked man laying on the floor at the west end of the hallway
You have 85% health.
you are bleeding.
"west"
You have found a masked man bleeding on the floor of a long hallway there is an ak-47
a window breaks at tthe east end of the hallway.you have been shot in the head by a sniper round.
(0% health)YOU ARE DEAD!
"Kick masked man"
that does nothing
"beat masked man"
unknown command
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.There is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47
"shoot masked man"
that does nothing.
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.
YOU ARE TAKING DAMAGE( 95% health)
"shoot masked man"
that does nothing
"WTF!!!!"
unknown command
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.
YOU ARE TAKING DAMAGE(85% health)
"shoot masked man at west end of hallway."
there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.there is a masked man laying on the floor at the west end of the hallway
You have 85% health.
you are bleeding.
"west"
You have found a masked man bleeding on the floor of a long hallway there is an ak-47
a window breaks at tthe east end of the hallway.you have been shot in the head by a sniper round.
(0% health)YOU ARE DEAD!
[quote="Fletch";p="102069"]
You have found a masked man bleeding on the floor of a long hallway there is an ak-47
"Kick masked man"
that does nothing
"beat masked man"
unknown command
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.There is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47
"shoot masked man"
that does nothing.
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.
YOU ARE TAKING DAMAGE( 95% health)
"shoot masked man"
that does nothing
"WTF!!!!"
unknown command
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.
YOU ARE TAKING DAMAGE(85% health)
"shoot masked man at west end of hallway."
there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.there is a masked man laying on the floor at the west end of the hallway
You have 85% health.
you are bleeding.
"west"
You have found a masked man bleeding on the floor of a long hallway there is an ak-47
a window breaks at tthe east end of the hallway.you have been shot in the head by a sniper round.
(0% health)YOU ARE DEAD!
[/quote]
hahahaha...
EPIC FAIL!
[quote="StrontiumDog";p="102047"]
The old Adventure game, on the old computers?
"You are standing in a dark room. On the left is a rope"
>PICKUP ROPE
"You now have the rope"
Now apply that to CS!
[/quote]
I remember those... waaaaay back when
You have found a masked man bleeding on the floor of a long hallway there is an ak-47
"Kick masked man"
that does nothing
"beat masked man"
unknown command
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.There is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47
"shoot masked man"
that does nothing.
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.
YOU ARE TAKING DAMAGE( 95% health)
"shoot masked man"
that does nothing
"WTF!!!!"
unknown command
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.
YOU ARE TAKING DAMAGE(85% health)
"shoot masked man at west end of hallway."
there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.there is a masked man laying on the floor at the west end of the hallway
You have 85% health.
you are bleeding.
"west"
You have found a masked man bleeding on the floor of a long hallway there is an ak-47
a window breaks at tthe east end of the hallway.you have been shot in the head by a sniper round.
(0% health)YOU ARE DEAD!
[/quote]
hahahaha...
EPIC FAIL!
[quote="StrontiumDog";p="102047"]
The old Adventure game, on the old computers?
"You are standing in a dark room. On the left is a rope"
>PICKUP ROPE
"You now have the rope"
Now apply that to CS!
[/quote]
I remember those... waaaaay back when
[quote="StrontiumDog";p="102047"]The old Adventure game, on the old computers?
"You are standing in a dark room. On the left is a rope"
>PICKUP ROPE
"You now have the rope"
Now apply that to CS![/quote]
No, if you were playing zork it would be more like this.
"It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue"
>WEST
"You have been eaten by a grue. Game over"
"You are standing in a dark room. On the left is a rope"
>PICKUP ROPE
"You now have the rope"
Now apply that to CS![/quote]
No, if you were playing zork it would be more like this.
"It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue"
>WEST
"You have been eaten by a grue. Game over"
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This reminds me of those old Hugo games where you would do all the commands by typing. My biggest hobby in that game was typing in unknown commands and getting the computer angry at me.
But back on topic, if this was TheVille Text-Only CS, it would go something like this.
But back on topic, if this was TheVille Text-Only CS, it would go something like this.
"You are in a dark, outdoor map"
>GO WEST
"You have just been pwned by a Cooper"
ROUND OVER
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CSS=
Find ville server CSS
LOAD FIVE MINUTES
Spawn as CT
buy deagle
>you have 700 hundred dollars left
>walk out of spawn
>spawn
>die
>spawn
>die
error:1987769
"STUPID VISTA"
Find ville server CSS
LOAD FIVE MINUTES
Spawn as CT
buy deagle
>you have 700 hundred dollars left
>walk out of spawn
>spawn
>die
>spawn
>die
error:1987769
"STUPID VISTA"
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