[Forum Game] Corrupt-a-Wish!

[[ONU] Prez]

So this is a game I found on the intarwebs where you wish for something like

"I wish I was immune to Carpe's axe"

and then someone else come and grants your wish and corrupts it like

"Granted but now all other forms of damage insta-gib you"

The corrupter then makes their own wish and the fun continues.

To start, I wish that the spy was removed from TF2

[unsmart]

Granted but now heavies die to one shotgun blast

I wish I could teleport through the bottom of my bed like how the monsters do.

[!B a T m A n!]

granted but now every bed in the world hav their legs broken off

i wish bill could come back in l4d2

[John Doe]

Granted but Bill will now be stupid and useless like the original Prez in TFC.


I wish Valve would allow people to play/practice/have solo missions for the uncommon infected in L4D2....Then I wouldnt suck at Hunter...or Boomer....or Jockey, Tank, Charger, Spitter and Smoker too.

[arfy4]

You suck for a reason, no one wants you to pwn them.

I wish valve would stop sitting back and playing L4D2 and work on HL2:EP3

[Kilgore Trout]

Granted, but it's still 4 years away.

I wish it wasn't finals week.

[NoahTheBoa]

Granted, it's finals hour. All tests crammed into one with an hour timelimit. Good Luck!

I wish Bronze Fox would use a microphone...

[John Doe]

Granted ! Just as soon as you believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny and gas at 29 cents a gallon.


I wish I could remember what I wanted to wish for.

[arfy4]

Granted, but it was a time bomb that would blow up your house

I wish it would snow here.

[NoahTheBoa]

[quote="arfy4";p="213087"]Granted, but it was a time bomb that would blow up your house

I wish it would snow here.[/quote]

Granted, 3 feet of snow now covers whatever room you ar in right now.

I wish that my wish gets corrupted

[Kilgore Trout]

Granted, but so does your hard drive.

I wish my car would stop breaking down.

[mr_s]

[quote="arfy4";p="213075"]
You suck for a reason, no one wants you to pwn them.

I wish valve would stop sitting back and playing L4D2 and work on HL2:EP3
[/quote]

way to bring someone down man...

[quote="Kilgore Trout";p="213092"]
Granted, but so does your hard drive.

I wish my car would stop breaking down.
[/quote]

Granted, but now all you have left of it is just the body kit.

I wish I wasnt so sore from all the weight lifting I did yesterday.

[Ironwolf]

Granted, but you are now unable to feel anything at all, ever.

I wish alcohol was cheaper.

[Boss Llama]

Granted, but your income has been cut proportionally.

I wish I wasn't such a procastinator.

[Plinko]

Granted, but something negative will happen later when I get around to it.

I wish they start giving out raises again at work!