[Forum Game] Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Sparky]

Granted ... although you also have a family of hungry Grizzlies tearing up your truck and trying to break down your door to rest after that glorious snack!

I wish someone would actually remember what I really like for Christmas and give it to me (for once!)

[M's]

Granted, but it was a gift from when you were 5 years old.
I wish they would come up with a cure for the common cold!

[LadeeeDuke]

Granted, but the cure tastes funny and involves you wearing a pink bunny suit in public for 3 weeks.

I wish I could remodel my home to meet our needs better.

[[ONU] Prez]

Granted, your walls are filled with spiders the size of dinner plates

I wish that my laundry place was in the same building as mine.

[Fraulein Arztin]

Granted but they replaced the dryers and washers with ones that date back to the 80's.

I wish my kite would fly.

[arfy4]

Granted but now you have hurricane force winds and your kite flies away.

I wish things in this world wouldn't cost so freakin much.

[LadeeeDuke]

Granted, but all "things" now are made in China.

I wish that I hadn't made so many grits this morning.

[M's]

Granted but now Duke used the leftovers to re-stuco the outside of your home to show the many uses of grits.

I wished I didn't have to sit in this class all day learning how to turn a comp off and on.

[LadeeeDuke]

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Granted but now Duke osed the leftovers to re-stuco the outside of your home to show the many uses of grits.

I wished I didn't have to sit in this class all day learning how to turn a comp off and on.
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I love it! ROFL!

Granted, but now you have to learn programing from the year 1988 instead.

I wish that my kids would sit their little hind ends down so I can start school with them.

[M's]

Granted, You found the super glue.
I wish that I could remember 1988

[Cpt. Winky]

Granted, but it is now 1988... (which is before the ville started, ponder that paradox )

I wish my life had theme music

[LadeeeDuke]

Granted, Now your life will resemble Bonanza 24/7.

I wish that I could take a nap.

[Plinko]

Granted, because you're now 95 years old and no one cares if you nod off occasionally.

I wish this thread would die off.

[Espada]

Granted. You wake up in 2030.

I wish I had my Christmas shopping done.

[MasterChef]

Granted, you no longer celebrate Christmas.

I wish I didn't fail at Melee Mania