Quote of the day.

[M's]

" Well done is better than well said. " Ben Franklin

[John Doe]

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman


And a bonus quote again.


Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.- Robert Orben

[John Doe]

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire. - Roy Orbison

[John Doe]

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

[Preacherman]

You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.

Donald Trump

[M's]

"Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them — a desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have the skill, and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill." Ali.

[John Doe]

Well, I missed yesterday so here are two for yesterday and today.


My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly


I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

[John Doe]

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

[John Doe]

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

[John Doe]

Good Morning, here is todays quote as well as some bonus quotes for the weekend.

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish. - Stephen Leacock


Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks


Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. - Edward Abbey

[John Doe]

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. - Jerry Seinfeld

[John Doe]

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

And a bonus quote for those that didn’t find the first one that funny.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Luis Bunuel

[M's]

You boy's get 1 life, and you're doing a pretty good job of messing it up. Mr. Pendanski

[John Doe]

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

[John Doe]

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor