Favorite Holy Grail Line!

[Pine]

THEN! when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here next to this shrubbery, only you must place it a little higher so we get a two level effect with a little path down the middle!

[Bash-man]

GUARD: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal
food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! You mother
was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries.
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

[kallous]

My daughter asked me to post her favorite...

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest on to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen

[Kilgore Trout]

One... two... five.

[Dirty Dan]

"There are some who call me......Tim?" I lost it the first time I saw that.

As a student of philosophy I have to love the reasoning in the witch burning scene.

"so logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood, and therefore.... A WITCH!"

"Did you dress her up like that?" "NO, NAHHH NOO NA!....yes? yea, yeah....a bit"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU

[Rigges]

what is the speed of an Underlain swallow
Which one African or Eropen

umm awww I don't know Awwwwwwwwww...........

How did you Know that

Oh we kings must know these things..........................



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[YevGenie]

Nee

[arfy4]

I can't think of a holy grail line, But I need to find a suicide squad from life of brian avatar.

[Flobee]

Help, help, I'm being opressed!

[Dog]

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?

[John Doe]

Just before Christmas I was reading Tunisian Holiday which was written by Howard Johnson and it focuses around the filming of Life of Brian.

So after finishing the book me and a few coworkers sat down during lunch on December 31st and watched life of brian, its another brilliant piece by the Pythons.



Well, since I have taken this thread off topic I thought I would continue to do so and let you know some of my other favorite Python shows/movies as well as other things that Python actors participated in that I enjoyed.

So far in my library of DVDs I have....

Complete set of Flying Circus's
Quest for the Holy Grail
Monty Python almost the truth: the lawyers cut
Meaning of Life
Life of Brian
Live at the Hollywood Bowl
Hmmmm, I also have something from when they were in Reno.....

Lets see, shows starring Pythons that I have and have enjoyed.

The adventures of Baron Munchausen
Yellowbeard
Clockwise
a fish called wanda
the complete fawlty towers
fierce creatures
Time Bandits
theres more, I just cant think of them all right now....



A number of their audio cassettes such as matching tie and hankerchief....just nothing to play them in


What I am missing is full set of the Personal Best series.....

[pattycake]

While not exactly MP, it was inspired by it I found this on a world of warcraft forum and found it pretty funny (if you know about the latest villian at least......)



Lich King : I am the Lich King!
Peasant Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
Lich King: You don't vote for kings!
Peasant Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
Lich King: The demon lord Kil’jaeden, wreathed in smoldering flame, encased Frostmourne and the soul of Ner'zhul in a block of ice from the depths of the Nether and cast it into Azeroth. Ner'zhul thrust out the blade whereupon I found it in Northrend, signifying that I, Arthas, was to carry Frostmourne. THAT is why I am king.
Peasant Man: Listen, dead orcs lyin' in snow banks distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical arctic ceremony!

[Flobee]

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot.

It is a silly place.

[Cpt._Keyes]

[quote="iOwn-";p="224512"]THEN! when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here next to this shrubbery, only you must place it a little higher so we get a two level effect with a little path down the middle![/quote] a path a path!

[Boss Llama]

"Listen, if I went around telling people I was an emperor, just because some moistend bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"