A Poem for our lost Pre-Game Headshots

[Tarrock]

Wrote this when I was sniping and backstabbing, I'm no poet but this turned out pretty awesome imo

Pre-game Headshots you've always been there,
You were like a friend who always cared,
Making sure the other team didn't get too cocky,
One word to describe that would be acting kinda jocky,
Value didn't agree with your playing style,
Although you did last a while,
I'll always have a place in my heart for you,
You shall be remembered by quite a few.

pure awesomesauseness

[TheCarpe]

Oh, how you used it to exploit the game
Although it's like cheating, you loved it the same.
No longer can you do this, you must face facts
you can't snipe during setup, and you will taste the axe.

[Buzzy Beetle]

Not too shabby, Tarrock!

Poetry jam, eh? I'm game! Lesse what I can mash together right here and now...


The Spy is a backstabbing jerk
Which takes lots of skill to make work
Have fun while wile you do
'Till a Pyro sees you
And roasts you alive while you lurk

[TheCarpe]

A Point Contested - by TheCarpe

The Heavy fires his minigun to carve out a path
So the Pyro can jump in with his fiery wrath.
The Soldier fires rockets to keep foes at bay
While the Sniper blows the unwary ones away.
A Demoman detonates his bombs with a click
So the Scout can dash forward to capture it quick.
The Medic heals him so he can cap without fear
As he tells the Engineer to "Build a Dispenser here!"
The point is now ours, we've won, I guarantee
because we've got a Spy who just uncloaked at C.

Heh, not my best, but I just tried to revolve it around mentioning all the classes, and made it up as I went along

[deathstryker]

you guys are clevertastic ! <3If I wasn't tired, I'd come up with one too!... Hopefully I will later!

[ScurvySD]

Haha these are awesome.

A haiku:

Pre-match sniper fire
The cheap shot valve rejected
Scurvy rejoices

[Buzzy Beetle]

Yay, really bad poem! It just doesn't flow nicely at some points... Oh well...

The Medigun exploit was patched the other day
And we were all shocked to see what VALVe had to say,
“Switching out weapons to save charge just isn’t right”
Try telling that to a disgruntled Medic in a firefight.
Though with it working, the gameplay did change,
Keeping that extra 30% was all of the rage,
We considered it a game mechanic for those with quick wits
Which, in the right hands, could prolong the uber-rush blitz

So what happens now that this extra tidbit is cut?
Suck it up and get back to kicking all kinds of but!