Rules of a gun fight

[Richter]

[quote="TACOBELL";p="5252"]but richter always bring a back up plan, kife maybe, because if his gun jams, cutting his head off is more fun [/quote]

Is a kife deadlier than a knife? Because according to the urban dictionary a kife is:

1. kife

A sexually attractive female. The term uber-kife describes the single most attractive kife in a particular context. ki-eef is in the upper quartile of kife just below the uber. Koife is drunken 'easy' kife, i.e. you would!. Anti-kife is self-explanitary.

The girl at the bar is well kife!

2. Kife

Steal, rob, take, swipe. See Kifed, Kifing.

I was going to kife her sunglasses, but took her wallet instead.

3. kife

Most definitely in reference to young ladies around SE London, UK, in the 1950s -- not very polite!

"Caw, that's a nice bitta kife."

4. kife

in reference to a dirty female.

She's so kife.

5. kife

Complete and utter crap

that modular scarfoses is kife

6. kife

in reference to female homosapien

look at that kife over there!

7. kife

inadequete in quality , lacking quality

the marijuanna i bought was kife




NEXT TIME SPELL CHECK TACO BOY!!

[Stevo]

I'll kife you!!!

[kate78]

SPAM

(Am I right, DB?)

[TACOBELL]

kate u spammer



stevo you kife

[GaNjY]

rule 25.........

timeouts do not apply....so in other words....wayne and garth are not good gun fight teachers......

"what am i going to do with a gun rack?"....

-GaNjY

[Bull]

Humm. If I went to a gun fight and survived, I might want to have
one of those 'kifes' around as described in def # 1 & 4.

"The spoils of war.."

[kate78]

[quote="Richter";p="5359"][quote="TACOBELL";p="5252"]but richter always bring a back up plan, kife maybe, because if his gun jams, cutting his head off is more fun [/quote]

Is a kife deadlier than a knife? Because according to the urban dictionary a kife is:

1. kife

A sexually attractive female. The term uber-kife describes the single most attractive kife in a particular context. ki-eef is in the upper quartile of kife just below the uber. Koife is drunken 'easy' kife, i.e. you would!. Anti-kife is self-explanitary.

The girl at the bar is well kife!

[/quote]


Yip, I've frequently heard them say that after a couple of beers (or maybe something stronger) any girl becomes a kife

LOL

[The Tiju]

yeah wit beer goggles every girl becomes a kife

[Stevo]

My kifes always end up stuck in a tree...

[The Tiju]

[quote="Stevo";p="5842"]My kifes always end up stuck in a tree...[/quote]

do u build ur own kifes?

[Mr>Ellroy]

[quote="Richter";p="5245"]

Puppies are cute...also taste like chicken.

Rule #1 - Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Doesn't matter how big the knife.[/quote]

yes they do taste like chicken but it depends on the dog some taste like pork

and i brought a knife to a gun fight and won.....he just didn't know we were fighting

[tron~PTN~]

I live by rule number 11, because cheaters live longer.

[Turrel]

Not religious, so 18 doesn't rub me so well, but 11 hits my code of battle perfectly. Whatever leaves you at my feet.

Also, I'm back. Sort of.

[MrBlah]

i like rule six but i would like to make a change to the rules

Rule 1: Bring a big gun to a gun fight(to disable them), along with a smaller gun(to make sure they are dead if u missed), and a shovel(to wack em over the head and then burry them)

Rule 2: You dont have to see where you are shooting to kill them

Rule 3: The only waste of bullets are the ones you dont use, because your opponent wont pick them when u die and you didnt plow enough of them into your opponemt to kill him.

Rule 4: Cheating is ok, every advantage you have is worth using, if u dont use it, you will die.

Rule 5: Dont forget your Swiss army knife, you never know when u will have to open Chardonnay under fire.

Rule 6: Drive a Volvo to the stand off

Rule 7: Make sure ur Volvo has a gun rack

Rule 8: When all else fails remember Rule 4.