Random sayings

[mr_s]

[quote="regis";p="102325"]

I believe the comedian they were quoting is Dane Cook.
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thats the guy!

[quote="YevGenie";p="102237"]
you aren't the brightest knife in the toolbox.
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ahahhahaha...

what u gonna need a bright nife for?

keep em comin folks

[Deacon Frost]

[quote="[HALO]MasterChief";p="102418"]
[quote="YevGenie";p="102237"]you aren't the brightest knife in the toolbox.[/quote]

I always heard it as sharpest knife.
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The general sayings are:
You arent the sharpest knife in the toolbox.
You arent the brightest crayon in the box.
That particular saying I think is used to make fun of the user saying it rather than the other person.

[quote="l3eeron";p="102426"]
Einstien - "We'll use rocks on the other side."

After we destroy ourselves with nuclear weapons, there'll be nothing left but rocks to throw at each other.
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Ya I love that one too, thats in reference to someone asking Einstien what kind of weapons will be used in WWIII. He instead said "I dont know, but I can tell you what we will use for WW4, sticks and stones"

Oh and heres another.
"I dont know how many its going to take to kick my arse, but I know how many they're going to use"

[Smidge]

[quote="l3eeron";p="102426"]
Einstien - "We'll use rocks on the other side."

After we destroy ourselves with nuclear weapons, there'll be nothing left but rocks to throw at each other.
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it seems so true but still you can get a laugh out of it in a party

keep the coming!?

[Smidge]

i have some funny computer sayings
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error"

"theres never going to be a www.home.ca for your own life"

this one i thought was the best
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for one day. Teach him to us the net and he won't bother you for weeks"

then i have some funny saying i got a long time a go

"If the #2 pencil is so popular why is it still #2?"
"If wal-mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothings free yet?"
"Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?"
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"

i have a load more so ask and a add more
Smidge

[Fletch]

Busier than a three legged cat trying bury a turd on concrete.


shaken like a dog trying to poop a peach seed.

That all Im giving up right now more later.

[Deacon Frost]

I may not be a very good shot but I use really big bullets.

Its not the size of the ship that matters, its the motion of the ocean
(the reply)Yea but a dingy aint gonna move the atlantic.

Navy seals. If it absoloutly, positively, has to be destroyed overnight. (used to have a shirt that said that)

[Fletch]

[quote="Deacon Frost";p="102680"]

Navy seals. If it absoloutly, positively, has to be destroyed overnight. (used to have a shirt that said that)[/quote]

I did too but mine was a USMC shirt.

[Deacon Frost]

Actually mine might have been a USMC shirt too, i have too many military shirts to keep it straight ne more.

[Gizanked]

these all just make me want to do mitch hedberg quotes

[Deacon Frost]

[quote="Gizanked";p="102886"]
these all just make me want to do mitch hedberg quotes
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You got alot of cranium accessories, man this is a smart crowd...for the dumb crowds i gotta say "you got alot of **** on your head!"

[l3eeron]

Ancient Chinese Proverb - "Don't go to bed with itchy butt... wake up with stinky finger"

[jim beam]

if you cant duct it f*** it (i live by this saying)

[mr_s]

[quote="jim beam";p="102935"]
if you cant duct it f*** it (i live by this saying)
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hahahaha


Confuses say:
"Man with tool in womans mouth may not be dentist..."

i just remembered that 1, and went ROFL.

[cpt.diesalot]

im busier than a one legged man in an @$$ kicking contest.

[Buzzy Beetle]

[quote="l3eeron";p="102919"]
Ancient Chinese Proverb - "Don't go to bed with itchy butt... wake up with stinky finger"
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Don't remind me of my dad's sayings... by now I'll have them all memorized and that's NOT a good thing to be repeating all at once.

Example.

"Just as the constipated mathematician said, 'I'll work it out with a pencil.'"