The Token Tragedy, pt. II

[Ian_Suffix]

DID YOU KNOW THAT:
If you have a class token, a melee token plus a pinch of scrap metal could bring you most any melee weapon available to that class?

DID YOU ALSO KNOW THAT:
Three tokens can be smelted for reclaimed metal?

Hello, my name is Ian Suffix, and I'd like to take a moment of your time to show you the wonders of the Melee Token™. This ingenious device can be used to make any melee weapon you might want*! Just think of the possibilities**! Wish you had a Boston Basher? It's yours***! Freedom Staff catch your eye? Statistically speaking, the Melee Token could be the key to your dreams!
*but it's random
**the obnoxiously numerous possibilities
***but probably not

I invented the Melee Token one day when haste to get back to the battlefield drove me to smelt my excess of Vita-Saws in hopes of getting a Medic Token, but boy was I devastated surprised when I got a Melee Token!

Lucky readers (that means YOU)! I am accepting bids for this wondrous Melee Token. Alternatively, if you have similarly useless, I mean stupid, I mean UNUSED tokens, consider how happy you would be when I take it off your hands.

I am a poor, poor man who only dreams of owning a Foppish Physician and/or Dr. Whoa. HAVE PITY ON ME

[Ian_Suffix]

Hey folks, I just wanted to tell you I've got almost everything I need to pull myself out of this mess.

Incidentally, does anybody have any Medic items or just scrap metal they'll trade for XCOM:EU? I imagine many of us may have gotten it as a gift by preordering Bioshock Infinite, but I already have XCOM, so...

[M's]

Take a look around pages 1, 2, & 3. And if something catches your eye let me know.
http://www.tf2items.com/id/ssgwmtms

I also have a medic trading card if you want it.

[Ian_Suffix]

It looks like you've got a duplicate Kritzkrieg(that's not page 1/2/3), Solemn Vow (I'd like to try this out, actually), and Blutsauger. As it so happens, I don't have a Medic card, so maybe all of those duplicates and the card?

I see there's some metal on page three. If you want to keep the duplicate Kritzkrieg, any amount of scrap would do.

[M's]

Sounds good to me, I'll be on most of the day today. So send a trade and there yours.

[Ian_Suffix]

And the deal is sealed!

[M's]

Enjoy the spoils of our battle, it was hard fought and well earned.

[Ian_Suffix]

I, um... Forgot that I had already smelted my melee tokens... and um... kind of made another one.

So, I'm back to square one. At least now I have Medic items to make what I really want, a Medic token.