Recent Study Shows SSDs fix Crashing for Canadian Couples

[MateoTheBold!]

Recent studies performed by computer manufacturers have shown an 80% decrease in random crashing during L4D2 when the female partner in a couple bought her man a SSD. The study noted that this measure was only found effective to couples residing in Canada. Head researcher Hans Van Von Licthersnafflebottoms stated, "Well, in all honestly it probably won't fix the crashing, but it could. At the very least, after crashing, it would allow the game to load up again faster. Plus if the women really cared about the man, this is an excellent way of showing it. The man buys the woman roses from time to time and the woman buys the man a SSD every now and then. Its a fair trade."

http://www.wired.com/batch_newsreaderfe ... smain.html

[stujitsu]

I hate to burst your bubble but the Hard [OCP] guys tested game loading speeds with SSD drives vs. spinning platter drives (regular hard drive) and the SSD drives were actually slower. They never could figure out way that was, but hey you might have better luck.

[TheCarpe]

What about couples where only one of them resided in Canada?

[Flash]

Man, give her a slower computer to start with and then beg for upgrades?

Zookie sure puts up with a lot from this TVB scoundrel!

[gator]

What about couples where only one of them resided in Canada?

It's valid as long as the female partner resides in Canada. Where the male partner resides is not of importance.

[Roirdan]

Mateo, I am going to hurt you. A lot. You have been warned.