Poop

[KRG]

Ghost Poop: The kind where you feel poop coming out, but there is no poop in the toilet.

Second Wave Poop: When you are done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and realize you have to poop some more.

Pop-A-Vein Poop: When you strain so much to poop, that you practically have a stroke.

Richard Simmons Poop: When you poop so much, you lose 30 pounds.

Lincoln Log Poop: When your poop is so large you are afraid to flush without first breaking it apart with the plunger or toilet brush.

Corn Poop: Self explanatory.

Wish I could Poop, Poop: You want to poop badly but all you can do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poop: When it hurts so bad coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheek Poop: When your poop shoots out of your butt so fast, it splashes water back up.

Liquid Poop: When a yellowish brown liquid splatters all around the bowl like stucco.

Upper Class Poop: When you poop and it doesn't stink.



And now it's your turn to give us all your favorite name for a good poop. The kind of poop that when you look at it in the toilet, you say to yourself, great job! I will start us off. .


Wolf Bait

[Stevo]

Pooptastic

[YevGenie]

The Julia Roberts Poop - Where you poop and it smells like Chanel 5

[l3eeron]

American Beauty - When it smells like roses

[KRG]

Cleveland Steamer - Full steam ahead, hope the tunnel's big enough.

[Barrel Bomber]

sneeky poop-when it feels like ur pooping forever but only a little bit comes out

[KRG]

Spawning Brown Trout: When you poop in the river.

[Thom Yorke Obliterator]

Jumped Shark: The poop when you realize your poop will never be as good as it used to be.

[Laggin]

Sharted: The prize in an most untimely fart

[DeafOfficeWorker]

Reader's Digest Poop: When you can relax, take your time, and do a little light reading.

[MasterChef]

This reminds me of a time back at college. Somebody left one of the lincoln log ones in a toilet in our bathroom without flushing it (and no it was not me). So anyway one guy spots it as he was getting ready to do his own business and has to go and tell the whole world about it. There was a whole crowd there admiring the thing. They even named it "Uber deuc". Anyway thats my funny poop story.

[DeafOfficeWorker]

The Viet Cong Poop: You poop, and close the lid without flushing for a nice surprise.

[Nanite]

Oops Poop: The poop you thought was a fart. Usually ends up with a new pair of boxers.

[Kodo]

I experienced the spinal tap this morning.

[Nanite]

The Klingon: The poop that just won't pinch off.