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Maybe when you get your degree and you're working for valve, you can put different types of poops in the bathroom toilets of the game like in CS.
I still you all, just not THAT much.
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what ever happened to never coming back? You know you love us!
Maybe when you get your degree and you're working for valve, you can put different types of poops in the bathroom toilets of the game like in CS.
I still you all, just not THAT much.
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what ever happened to never coming back? You know you love us!
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Re: Poop
[quote="Nanite";p="173948"]Jeez this thing is never going to die is it?[/quote]
But if it dies, wont it end up smelling like......poop?
But if it dies, wont it end up smelling like......poop?
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Re: Poop
[quote="Deslock";p="175660"][quote="Nanite";p="173948"]Jeez this thing is never going to die is it?[/quote]
But if it dies, wont it end up smelling like......poop?[/quote]
it already does
But if it dies, wont it end up smelling like......poop?[/quote]
it already does
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Re: Poop
Whats with the handlebar thing on the toilet? To make it more like an amusement park ride? Is it that much more fun to go in your pants that they have to make it into a toy?
Anyhoo, pretty funny and, yes, fascinating.
Anyhoo, pretty funny and, yes, fascinating.
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Whats with the handlebar thing on the toilet? To make it more like an amusement park ride? Is it that much more fun to go in your pants that they have to make it into a toy?
Anyhoo, pretty funny and, yes, fascinating.
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As instructional as this video is, it's likely to teach proper toilet posture.
The kid sounded as if he was constipated trying to force that thing out; not good. Bad toilet etiquette. Last thing you want is a hemorrhoid at the age of 5.
Whats with the handlebar thing on the toilet? To make it more like an amusement park ride? Is it that much more fun to go in your pants that they have to make it into a toy?
Anyhoo, pretty funny and, yes, fascinating.
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As instructional as this video is, it's likely to teach proper toilet posture.
The kid sounded as if he was constipated trying to force that thing out; not good. Bad toilet etiquette. Last thing you want is a hemorrhoid at the age of 5.
Re: Poop
Seeing as the thread is about poop, I though I could share 2 very interesting stories about my job at the museum.
As some of you know, I work as a security guard at an arts museum. Working in security shows you just how dumb, silly or plain ignorant some people can be.
Today, an aged women came telling me the ladies room was *infectious*. An odd choice of word but it works alright in french. So I call the cleaning lady that is in charge of all things that are clean and unclean. we set on together to witness what one person might call a toilet explosion. We dont know how she did it (I was later told that the last person to go there stayed for over 15minutes) but we think she did a huge partialy liquid pop and cleaned herself with the thick paper used to dry your hands. That paper isnt meant to flushed down a toilet. And thus I witnessed a bathroom covered in pop from top to bottom. And I do meant top to bottom. with everything in between...
personnaly i could not stop laughting when my colleague said, and I quote : aaahh shiiit.
As a similar story, over the winter someone, most likely a man, flushed his underwear down the toilet. oddly enought it managed to get past the toilet, and into the plumbing. However the plumbing didnt quite like it. when the underwear finaly reached the the machine room of the museum ( a huge room full of heating, cooling, machines and all the water systems, its very hot in there) The plumbing blew up and there was crap all over the place. It took a couple hours before the damage was found and as such the place was overun with all the crap from a whole days worth stuck behind the said underwear. This took an industrial cleaning compagny to clean the mess.
and those were my poop stories.
As some of you know, I work as a security guard at an arts museum. Working in security shows you just how dumb, silly or plain ignorant some people can be.
Today, an aged women came telling me the ladies room was *infectious*. An odd choice of word but it works alright in french. So I call the cleaning lady that is in charge of all things that are clean and unclean. we set on together to witness what one person might call a toilet explosion. We dont know how she did it (I was later told that the last person to go there stayed for over 15minutes) but we think she did a huge partialy liquid pop and cleaned herself with the thick paper used to dry your hands. That paper isnt meant to flushed down a toilet. And thus I witnessed a bathroom covered in pop from top to bottom. And I do meant top to bottom. with everything in between...
personnaly i could not stop laughting when my colleague said, and I quote : aaahh shiiit.
As a similar story, over the winter someone, most likely a man, flushed his underwear down the toilet. oddly enought it managed to get past the toilet, and into the plumbing. However the plumbing didnt quite like it. when the underwear finaly reached the the machine room of the museum ( a huge room full of heating, cooling, machines and all the water systems, its very hot in there) The plumbing blew up and there was crap all over the place. It took a couple hours before the damage was found and as such the place was overun with all the crap from a whole days worth stuck behind the said underwear. This took an industrial cleaning compagny to clean the mess.
and those were my poop stories.
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