I wish

[D.B.Cooper]

You win a bigger boat but it sinks first time on the water.




I wish I was ricen

[v.o.c]

you become ricen and we lose a villun

i wish england was not connected to france by a tunnel

[BlackHawk]

After a giant earth quake that cause continates to move, the tunnel is destroyed. However in the shift, england is nolonger an Island and now shares a open border with France

I wish the election was over so I could watch TV again

[Ricen]

The election ends, but you get a job as a male stripper and no longer have time for TV.



I wish DJ George had a jug of moon shine.

[The Tiju]

DJ George makes moonshine in his tub, but accidentally blows himself and his block up doing so

i wish i could slap around Taco All day long

[Tiburon]

You can, but he gets pissed at slits your throat.

I wish for an endless supply of Chili Cheese Burritos from Taco Bell

[The Tiju]

you get an endless supply but u find a rat in one of the burritos (a whole rat, not just a piece) so u stop goin to taco bell and you are very sad because you must now change ur DOD name...

i wish i had a motorcycle

[v.o.c]

you get a motorbike but fall off and lose the use of your hands and can never play dod again.

i wish my house was haunted, by a kinky female ghost

[TACOBELL]

your house is hounted by a kinky female ghost but, it was a male ghost and had a sex change but not the operation yet, and is looking for love





i wish i was the best Taco in the world