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Hear ye all filthy pirates!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:23 pm
by Admiral Watson
Heed my warnings!
The waters surronding theville.org shall remain peaceful and free of tyranny!
With the might and will of her Majesty's armada, we shall run all the disease ridden sea goers back to whence they came.
I am Admiral Watson, here to proclaim our freedom from renegade terrorists who call themselves Pirates!
You mangey sea dogs have untill midnight September the 19th in the year of 2007 to surrender your vessles and hand over your pillaged booties. We shall spare your lives pending your full cooperation to our terms.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:32 pm
by l3eeron
We're saved!!!
Thank god its the British Navy...
sailors with bad teeth are scarey!
Re: Hear ye all filthy pirates!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:36 pm
by Steve The Pirate
Ya' best be watchin' yerrself there Admirrrral.
Ya' don't needin' t' be wagin' warrr with th' mighty ville pirrrates!!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:49 pm
by regis
This can't end well!!!
RUN-AWAY, RUN-AWAY!!!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:55 pm
by Admiral Watson
Make no mistake about it Steve
This war is being waged upon you
If you value your lives, conform, and you'll live to drink your rum another day.
Attention Crew! Man your battlestations! Batton down the hatches! Prime the cannons! Time to rid theville of these heinous marauders and return the plundered amenities.
Re: Hear ye all filthy pirates!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:01 pm
by Smugglin Hubert Cutler
anotherrr scallywag who wants a cannonball in theirrr lap!
Re: Hear ye all filthy pirates!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:22 pm
by Slashin Dan Ravenhook
Ya can't kill what's already dead Admiral Want-some!! Me ghost ship and crew be comin to take yer souls to Hell!!! Prepare to be boarded and say yer last prayers ya bilious dog!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:23 pm
by Skull Duggery
I say we fill his codpiece with leeches and leave 'im on a deserted island populated with lawyers....
yaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr
Re: Hear ye all filthy pirates!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:45 pm
by Slashin Dan Ravenhook
Narr that'd be too good fer im!!! Tie 'im to the yardarm fer a week first then ya can drop im on said Isle matey!!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:51 pm
by Steve The Pirate
Steve thinks we needin' t' be feedin' 'em to th' sharks by walkin' th' plank!!
Re: Hear ye all filthy pirates!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:53 pm
by Dirty Sam Flint
Ahh arrrgh th' brrritish!!! Ye will be charrrtin' a courrrse down like th' fish in a sharrr kie frrrenzy!!! Yaaaarrrggghhh!!! Lets get th' brrritish lads!!!
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:48 pm
by Zman
I join the Brits Stay back you pluderin Pirates and scurvy dogs
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:16 pm
by Bloody Jim Silver
As a great man, one Homer Simpson who was a true Pirate at heart once said.
Or what? You'll release t' dogs or t' bees? Or t' dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
Brin' on your Navy, its not fit t' clean our barnacles "
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:40 pm
by v.o.c
come on mr pirates you should all know, been men of the world, the British DONT lose.
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:30 pm
by Zman
I dont know they got cannons