Quote of the day.

[John Doe]

May 16th quote of the day.


We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. W. H. Auden

[John Doe]

New one for the 17th.


People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov

[M's]

Very nice quotes JD.

[John Doe]

Here is one for the 18th.


If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

[M's]

I like this one.
"Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory." George S. Patton

[John Doe]

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

[John Doe]

Here are four, for today and the next several days.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg


Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. - Wilson Mizner


Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin


A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

[M's]

"Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it to someone else".

[John Doe]

And for May 24th.


Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

[John Doe]

Todays selection.


I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk



And a bonus quote.



When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

[M's]

"Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things in your own hands." Clint Eastwood

" Success is different for everyone; everybody defines it in their own way, and that's part of what we do in 'Close Up', finding what it was each person wanted to achieve and what their willingness to sacrifice for that was. " William Shatner

[John Doe]

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. - Joan Rivers


And a bonus quote again.


I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

[John Doe]

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? - Margaret Smith

And bonus quotes for the weekend.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven't yet met. - William Butler Yeats


I think the last post is perfect for our community at the Ville.

[John Doe]

And for the 30th....


I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

And todays bonus quote.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. - Rita Rudner

[M's]

I'm guessing by the quotes... JD went and found himself a woman!