I have all these blank cards and some, so I'm looking for some suggestions. Considering the forum board, I understand the filters in place so something a little more family friendly is cool with me. I only have two expansion packs so any favorites from the expansions work too.
Some (hopefully) PG-13 examples I have include:
To one-up the ALS Ice-Bucket Challenge, people are dumping a bucket filled with _____ to gain awareness for ____.
_______!! #______
[Name of the person sitting to your right]
Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it.
Cards Against Humanity card suggestions? (PG-13 version)
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Re: Cards Against Humanity card suggestions? (PG-13 version)
While we're on the subject, why haven't we gotten together for more CaH games these days? It's been months.
Here's a few ideas (and i'm probably going to add to this list as I keep thinking about it):
Black
-_____, the world's number one war-themed _____ simulator! (Valve's description of Team Fortress 2, the war-themed hat simulator)
-_____ 2, Electric Boogaloo!
-Do you have any _____ or _____? We're tryin' to build a tilt-a-whirl. (Clerks the Animated Series, shoddy carnival rides)
-It was horrible, they just came in and started _____!
-It's been over a year, but ProtonJon has finally released _____! (ProtonJon is notoriously late for releasing his LP videos, Superman and Double Dragon 2 are currently MIA)
-A wild _____ appears! Go, _____!
-Who's that _____? It's _____!
-I am the _____. Are you the _____? (Ghostbusters, the Gate Keeper and the Keymaster)
-Scott, if you're _____ had a face, I would _____ it. (Scott Pilgrim; "I would punch your life in the face.")
-Stiny, get me a _____!
-What have I always wanted for Christmas but never received?
-I waited in line for three days just for _____?
-Common side effects include _____, _____, and possibly ______.
-How appropriate. You fight like a _____! (Monkey Island. "You fight like a dairy farmer!")
-The secret ingredient is _____.
-Today's theme ingredient is _____.
-I am now telling the computer exactly what it can do with a lifetime supply of _____. (Willy Wonka)
White
-Lesbians (believe it or not, this is not actually in any of the core sets or expansions)
-Disco pants and haircuts
-Holding a handgun sideways, "gangsta style"
-Rolling a natural 20 (tabletop games generally guarantee success on rolls if you can roll a 20 on the first go)
-Devoting an entire room to My Little Pony merchandise (you expect anything else from me?)
-The grassy knoll ("Triangulation of crossfire. That's the key.")
-Spünky Cola
-Calvinball (Calvin & Hobbes, the game that the two always play that's more or less "anything goes, but the masks are mandatory")
-A Klingon promotion (raising your rank in your field by killing your superior(s))
-These are not the droids you're looking for. Move along.
-Actually doing the Safety Dance ("That dance wasn't as safe as they said it was")
-Adding a picture of someone you hate to an FBI's Most Wanted poster
-Drinking several quarts of blue food coloring before a drug screening
-Crossing the streams (Ghostbusters again)
-Wishing for a cage match between Cthulhu, Godzilla, Galactus and the Tarrasque (a Tarrasque is a legendary monster from Dungeons and Dragons)
-A gun that uses other people as ammunition
-Loading a shotgun with rock salt
-Using Force Lightning for spot welding
-Discount Flashback Warehouse ("We've got this season, last season, even stuff I just made up!")
-Moody pets
-The Heart of the Cards ("Did you seriously just play that card without looking at it?")
-[redacted]
-Metal Blades
-Ripping your arm out of its socket to use it as a bludgeon with your other arm
-A minimum wage job
-Playing football with a hornets' nest ("Hey Willie! Catch the football!")
-Taking a football to the groin
-Terminal Boneitus
-Soccer riots
-Santa going on a Rabbi-killing rampage (remember this IS Cards Against Humanity after all)
-A poorly set-up Priest-and-a-Rabbi joke
-Team stacking
-Bad but funny foreign film dubbing
-YouTube subtitles
-Running out of battery power after playing for five hours without saving
-Using a thing of salami as a weapon
-Using playing cards as makeshift shurikens
-Mobile phone auto-correct
-Time paradoxes
-A rad hat that's on fire and worth hundreds of dollars as a result
-Lighting yourself on fire to toughen up by building masses of scar tissue (it works in Dwarf Fortress)
-Putting a live grenade in someone's pocket without them noticing
EDIT: New ones
Black:
-To the Bat-_____!
White:
-Obligatory pop-culture references
-A BRAND NEW CAR!!! (you gotta say it like they do on the Price is Right)
-Floating through Purgatory
-New Math
-Talking after inhaling from a helium balloon
-A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris
Here's a few ideas (and i'm probably going to add to this list as I keep thinking about it):
Black
-_____, the world's number one war-themed _____ simulator! (Valve's description of Team Fortress 2, the war-themed hat simulator)
-_____ 2, Electric Boogaloo!
-Do you have any _____ or _____? We're tryin' to build a tilt-a-whirl. (Clerks the Animated Series, shoddy carnival rides)
-It was horrible, they just came in and started _____!
-It's been over a year, but ProtonJon has finally released _____! (ProtonJon is notoriously late for releasing his LP videos, Superman and Double Dragon 2 are currently MIA)
-A wild _____ appears! Go, _____!
-Who's that _____? It's _____!
-I am the _____. Are you the _____? (Ghostbusters, the Gate Keeper and the Keymaster)
-Scott, if you're _____ had a face, I would _____ it. (Scott Pilgrim; "I would punch your life in the face.")
-Stiny, get me a _____!
-What have I always wanted for Christmas but never received?
-I waited in line for three days just for _____?
-Common side effects include _____, _____, and possibly ______.
-How appropriate. You fight like a _____! (Monkey Island. "You fight like a dairy farmer!")
-The secret ingredient is _____.
-Today's theme ingredient is _____.
-I am now telling the computer exactly what it can do with a lifetime supply of _____. (Willy Wonka)
White
-Lesbians (believe it or not, this is not actually in any of the core sets or expansions)
-Disco pants and haircuts
-Holding a handgun sideways, "gangsta style"
-Rolling a natural 20 (tabletop games generally guarantee success on rolls if you can roll a 20 on the first go)
-Devoting an entire room to My Little Pony merchandise (you expect anything else from me?)
-The grassy knoll ("Triangulation of crossfire. That's the key.")
-Spünky Cola
-Calvinball (Calvin & Hobbes, the game that the two always play that's more or less "anything goes, but the masks are mandatory")
-A Klingon promotion (raising your rank in your field by killing your superior(s))
-These are not the droids you're looking for. Move along.
-Actually doing the Safety Dance ("That dance wasn't as safe as they said it was")
-Adding a picture of someone you hate to an FBI's Most Wanted poster
-Drinking several quarts of blue food coloring before a drug screening
-Crossing the streams (Ghostbusters again)
-Wishing for a cage match between Cthulhu, Godzilla, Galactus and the Tarrasque (a Tarrasque is a legendary monster from Dungeons and Dragons)
-A gun that uses other people as ammunition
-Loading a shotgun with rock salt
-Using Force Lightning for spot welding
-Discount Flashback Warehouse ("We've got this season, last season, even stuff I just made up!")
-Moody pets
-The Heart of the Cards ("Did you seriously just play that card without looking at it?")
-[redacted]
-Metal Blades
-Ripping your arm out of its socket to use it as a bludgeon with your other arm
-A minimum wage job
-Playing football with a hornets' nest ("Hey Willie! Catch the football!")
-Taking a football to the groin
-Terminal Boneitus
-Soccer riots
-Santa going on a Rabbi-killing rampage (remember this IS Cards Against Humanity after all)
-A poorly set-up Priest-and-a-Rabbi joke
-Team stacking
-Bad but funny foreign film dubbing
-YouTube subtitles
-Running out of battery power after playing for five hours without saving
-Using a thing of salami as a weapon
-Using playing cards as makeshift shurikens
-Mobile phone auto-correct
-Time paradoxes
-A rad hat that's on fire and worth hundreds of dollars as a result
-Lighting yourself on fire to toughen up by building masses of scar tissue (it works in Dwarf Fortress)
-Putting a live grenade in someone's pocket without them noticing
EDIT: New ones
Black:
-To the Bat-_____!
White:
-Obligatory pop-culture references
-A BRAND NEW CAR!!! (you gotta say it like they do on the Price is Right)
-Floating through Purgatory
-New Math
-Talking after inhaling from a helium balloon
-A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris
Last edited by Zork Nemesis on Tue Oct 07, 2014 6:33 am, edited 1 time in total.
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In my experience, common sense isn't too common.
Re: Cards Against Humanity card suggestions? (PG-13 version)
Hahah oh man these are great! Lots of nice geeky inside joke stuff that, sadly, would go unappreciated by the people I usually play with. Definitely going to save them on my computer for the future though.
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