TheVille

In the pursuit of greatness, things sometimes take a turn for the worse. Because of events that have taken place over the past years, I must expose the truth behind TVRSSEADAD. For the past three years, this organization has worked above the scenes on the pursuit of space science stuff. But the truth is much darker and troubling.

The truth is that, it is a front to get pet raccoons hooked on dog treats so that they will use their theft appearance to steal Listerine, tubas and the mc rib. With a heavy heart and a hope to redeem this once great organization, I am leaking this top secret document that proves what I am talking about.

In this highly coded classified memo you can see the plot unfolding. I am only able to leak the memo at this time as I am hiding and fortifying my bunker from the packs of ravenous raccoons and pugs, now, before I am found and they attempt to silence me. As soon as I am able, I will leak the code you can use to decipher the memo. I know it has something to do with three words... I know it...

Please pray for me as I pray for all of you.....

Damnit gator!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd blame Gator too.

I blame Gator

GATOR!!!

Thank you gator

No. I don't think Gator did this. This looks like it came from someone even higher up.

THE CONSPIRACY RUNS DEEP!

Er, rather, there's nothing to see here.

This is obvious forgery, nobody will ever believe it.

NO COMMENT STOP ASKING

This document does not actually exist. In fact, TVR also denies the very existence of this thread. I am posting this denial here in case this thread exists in some alternate universe.

Alternate universe? That reeks of a Kilaak conspiracy!! Or it that the goats, I can't tell......

After reading the document that does not exist in an alternate dimension, I feel certain that I have been altered at a fundamental level. Long live the new Goat!