Quick, everyone needs to watch this!

Post by **ADevilishPotato** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:39 am

...because I know you will love me for it afterwords

Post by **CoyoteCreed** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 3:17 am

Post by **Larry** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:25 am

Somebody was probably paid a lot of money to make that.

Post by **NerevarineKing** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:54 am

CoyoteCreed wrote:

Post by **M's** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 7:12 am

Wondering how I'd look without ears after hearing that?

Post by **ShiftyDevil** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:23 am

That was the worst.

Post by **BigBiker05** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:05 am

6Larry9 wrote:Somebody was probably paid a lot of money to make that.

Yeah, I'm like, this is too much for a joke... look at that production list. People paid / got paid to make this video.

Post by **ADevilishPotato** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:44 am

Well it was the same dude that made Rebecca Black's Friday

Post by **Pine** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:45 am

Post by **ADevilishPotato** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:52 am

I find it interesting how in the last 8 hours it has gotten over 300,000 more views...

Post by **Larry** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:55 am

ADevilishPotato wrote:Well it was the same dude that made Rebecca Black's Friday

It might be the worst song ever made, but that dude is probably giggling all the way to the bank.

Post by **TheCarpe** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:22 am

ADevilishPotato wrote:Well it was the same dude that made Rebecca Black's Friday

This was my first thought as soon as the song proper started, that it had to be the same entity. Considering the publicity Rebecca Black got, though, I can't blame him for making more cringe-inducing music videos.

Post by **MrBlah** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:30 am

Why were the subtitles in so many different languages?

Post by **BigBiker05** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:31 am

Parents of cute but marginally talented tween girls beware.

Unfortunately, Patrice Wilson, the songwriter and ARK Music Factory executive behind horrific hugely popular viral videos "Friday" by Rebecca Black and "It's Thanksgiving" by Nicole Westbrook that have received 58 and 14 million plays respectively, has found another victim – Alison Gold.

Gold debuted Monday the video for her song "Chinese Food," a painfully awful Auto-Tune track about her love for the ethnic delicacy.

Gold sings, "Read the menu, they got broccoli, even chicken wings, make it spicy … and it tastes so so good."

The true star of the video is the food. There's an incredible scene with plates of fried rice, egg rolls, broccoli, chicken wings and noodles that will prompt Chinese takeout orders upon viewing.

The song is so bad that restaurant chain Panda Express may issue a cease and desist order for being mentioned in a lyric. It gets worse when Wilson, dressed as a dancing panda, makes a cameo appearance, removes its head and begins to rap.

In a 2011 interview, Wilson said he left the UK to make positive music in the US. "We can make great music and keep it clean and safe and have fun," he said in a video posted on his YouTube page.

While you can't knock his effort to make wholesome music, he should consider improving the quality of the works.

Post by **Bronze Fox** » Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:50 pm

Don't let Betteh watch the video! Only bad things would happen!!

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