Your Almost Death Experience
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Your Almost Death Experience
This Thread is about how you almost died or had a situation where you could of died, like Cancer, heartless People who mug you, and just like falling down stairs.
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This one time I put one of my two socks on inside out accidentally. It was a little touch and go for a while but I pulled through.
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LolGizanked wrote:This one time I put one of my two socks on inside out accidentally. It was a little touch and go for a while but I pulled through.
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
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You have to tell your story first.
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I love these happy, upbeat topics.
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I had a hang nail once.....
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I was playing a children card game and a evil wizard came out of nowhere to take our souls. Then I threw a trading card and he ran away.
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We all know children's card games are serious business.ketchuo wrote:I was playing a children card game and a evil wizard came out of nowhere to take our souls. Then I threw a trading card and he ran away.
This is hard to be cool and suave while being informative at the same time. Goddamn my coolness.
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I was forced to do manual labor once. To this day I have no idea how I made it out alive.
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One time I lost my internet for a week! I barely made it out alive!
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Sorry to one up you NerevarineKing, but one time i had my internet and cable TV go out and I had I didn't have any new books to read....All i head was a tabloid magazine that was a week old that my wife hadn't thrown away yet. It was rough.
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Oh god, I'm so sorry...Powdermilkman wrote:Sorry to one up you NerevarineKing, but one time i had my internet and cable TV go out and I had I didn't have any new books to read....All i head was a tabloid magazine that was a week old that my wife hadn't thrown away yet. It was rough.
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Oh gosh where to begin...I've cracked my skull open, gotten a class 3 concussion, shattered my elbow while getting some nice road rash...and those three events happened between 6 and 8 years old. I've been accidentally O.D., chocked on a strawberry when I was alone, nearly fallen off a log suspended above a 200 foot waterfall, and had my wrist slit open by a friend's watch on accident. I've had my tonsils become so infected they swelled my throat closed, run a 107.2 degree fever that ended in a fun medical ice bath, and had a fun run in with swine flu. I've torn my lower lumbar, scrapped my nose down to the bone, taken a small chunk out of the top of my foot when I slipped and fell in the bathtub. I have more scars on my body than I can shake a stick at with probably the newest fun one coming from a near tumble off a sandstone cliff this past summer...
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wrecked doing 110, rolled it 5 times...but i crawled out dusted off and did a tadaa to the traffic I just shot through. Had a gearbox..."catastrophically fail" on one of my engines while flying, had a generator "catastrophically fail" on one of my engines while flying, had a a prop hub "catastrophically fail" on one of my engines while flying, had a bird "catastrophically enter our wing" while flying during landing got picked up by a storm, twisted 45 degrees, dropped back down on the runway, blew out some tires, caught the nose gear, skidded 90 degrees the other direction, then 45 degrees back to front, broke the wing tanks which also started dumping fuel. Had the the auto pilot suddenly fail...in flight...which caused the plane to enter a dive...at 1k feet. Got vectored into a target, we come barreling in through the clouds...only to find out our tacon never told us about other assets on scene...we found out about them when we come out of the clouds and head on into an AWAC... I can continue on and on...and on.....and.....on...
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