Text only CS!

A forum dedicated to CS and all its mods.
Post Reply
Dog
Server Ops
Server Ops
User avatar
Posts: 14317
Joined: Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:12 am
Location: In the bath, having a good think....

Games Played

Ville Awards

Dog - RIP Stevo’s avatar
Loading…

Text only CS!

Post by Dog » Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:53 pm

Image
Image

kookoo275
Villun
Villun
User avatar
Posts: 376
Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:24 pm

Ville Awards

Re: Text only CS!

Post by kookoo275 » Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:23 pm

Ah, xkcd, gotta love it.
Image
[img]http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z80/Gen-Ben/l3eeron/SMS_kookoo_sig.png[/img]

mr_s
Villun
Villun
Posts: 5102
Joined: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:27 am

Ville Awards

Post by mr_s » Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:06 pm

WHat the?!

Buzzy Beetle
Retired Admin
Retired Admin
User avatar
Posts: 2899
Joined: Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:43 pm
Location: Subterranean cavern systems, Mushroom Kingdom

Games Played

Ville Awards

Buzzy Beetle’s avatar
Loading…

Re: Text only CS!

Post by Buzzy Beetle » Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:09 pm

[quote="StrontiumDog";p="101998"]Image[/quote]

XD That's exactly what I thought of when I saw the title for the thread.
Image
I proudly support Independent Developers, Local Businesses, and SNAILGOSH.

MrBlah
Villun
Villun
User avatar
Posts: 6469
Joined: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:20 am
Location: Colorado. There's like, mountains and stuff.

Games Played

Ville Awards

Mxtress Blah’s avatar
Loading…

Post by MrBlah » Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:39 pm

:lol:
Image
Eater of Potatoes, since 2008.


I am driven by two main philosophies: know more today about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.
― Neil deGrasse Tyson

l3eeron
Retired Admin
Retired Admin
Posts: 9995
Joined: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:51 am
Location: The surface of last scattering

Games Played

Ville Awards

<eVa>l3eeron’s avatar
Loading…

Post by l3eeron » Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:02 am

*peeeewwwww*

That was the sound of this joke going over my head....

:eh:

Dog
Server Ops
Server Ops
User avatar
Posts: 14317
Joined: Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:12 am
Location: In the bath, having a good think....

Games Played

Ville Awards

Dog - RIP Stevo’s avatar
Loading…

Post by Dog » Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:22 am

The old Adventure game, on the old computers?

"You are standing in a dark room. On the left is a rope"
>PICKUP ROPE
"You now have the rope"

Now apply that to CS!
Image

Fletch
Villun
Villun
User avatar
Posts: 487
Joined: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:15 pm

Games Played

Ville Awards

Fletch’s avatar
Loading…

Re: Text only CS!

Post by Fletch » Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:54 am

You have found a masked man bleeding on the floor of a long hallway there is an ak-47
"Kick masked man"
that does nothing
"beat masked man"
unknown command
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.There is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47
"shoot masked man"
that does nothing.
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.
YOU ARE TAKING DAMAGE( 95% health)
"shoot masked man"
that does nothing
"WTF!!!!"
unknown command
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.
YOU ARE TAKING DAMAGE(85% health)
"shoot masked man at west end of hallway."
there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.there is a masked man laying on the floor at the west end of the hallway
You have 85% health.
you are bleeding.
"west"
You have found a masked man bleeding on the floor of a long hallway there is an ak-47
a window breaks at tthe east end of the hallway.you have been shot in the head by a sniper round.
(0% health)YOU ARE DEAD!
Image

mr_s
Villun
Villun
Posts: 5102
Joined: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:27 am

Ville Awards

Post by mr_s » Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:55 am

[quote="Fletch";p="102069"]
You have found a masked man bleeding on the floor of a long hallway there is an ak-47
"Kick masked man"
that does nothing
"beat masked man"
unknown command
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.There is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47
"shoot masked man"
that does nothing.
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.
YOU ARE TAKING DAMAGE( 95% health)
"shoot masked man"
that does nothing
"WTF!!!!"
unknown command
You are being shot at by a masked man at the west end of the hallway.there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.
YOU ARE TAKING DAMAGE(85% health)
"shoot masked man at west end of hallway."
there is a masked man bleeding on the floor.He appears to be dead.there is an ak-47.there is a masked man laying on the floor at the west end of the hallway
You have 85% health.
you are bleeding.
"west"
You have found a masked man bleeding on the floor of a long hallway there is an ak-47
a window breaks at tthe east end of the hallway.you have been shot in the head by a sniper round.
(0% health)YOU ARE DEAD!
[/quote]

hahahaha...

EPIC FAIL!

[quote="StrontiumDog";p="102047"]
The old Adventure game, on the old computers?

"You are standing in a dark room. On the left is a rope"
>PICKUP ROPE
"You now have the rope"

Now apply that to CS!
[/quote]

I remember those... waaaaay back when

kookoo275
Villun
Villun
User avatar
Posts: 376
Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:24 pm

Ville Awards

Post by kookoo275 » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:03 pm

[quote="StrontiumDog";p="102047"]The old Adventure game, on the old computers?

"You are standing in a dark room. On the left is a rope"
>PICKUP ROPE
"You now have the rope"

Now apply that to CS![/quote]
No, if you were playing zork it would be more like this.
"It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue"
>WEST
"You have been eaten by a grue. Game over"
[img]http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z80/Gen-Ben/l3eeron/SMS_kookoo_sig.png[/img]

Masakari
Retired Admin
Retired Admin
Posts: 4341
Joined: Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:58 am
Location: Saskatchewan, Canada
Contact:

Games Played

Ville Awards

Masakari’s avatar
Loading…

Post by Masakari » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:37 pm

This reminds me of those old Hugo games where you would do all the commands by typing. My biggest hobby in that game was typing in unknown commands and getting the computer angry at me.

But back on topic, if this was TheVille Text-Only CS, it would go something like this.
"You are in a dark, outdoor map"
>GO WEST
"You have just been pwned by a Cooper"
ROUND OVER
I am the 1%!

Dog
Server Ops
Server Ops
User avatar
Posts: 14317
Joined: Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:12 am
Location: In the bath, having a good think....

Games Played

Ville Awards

Dog - RIP Stevo’s avatar
Loading…

Post by Dog » Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:40 pm

Oooohh.....new Forum game
:lol:
Image

MasterChef
Retired Admin
Retired Admin
User avatar
Posts: 5439
Joined: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:05 pm

Games Played

Ville Awards

<TVB>MasterChef’s avatar
Loading…

Post by MasterChef » Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:28 pm

Get ye flask

Image
Image

Zman
Villun
Villun
User avatar
Posts: 1757
Joined: Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:17 pm

Ville Awards

Post by Zman » Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:02 pm

CSS=

Find ville server CSS

LOAD FIVE MINUTES

Spawn as CT

buy deagle

>you have 700 hundred dollars left

>walk out of spawn

>spawn

>die

>spawn

>die

error:1987769

"STUPID VISTA"
Patrick: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests