Super MeleeMania Turbo: Arcade Edition - Signups

[abiscuit]

Alternates
Bronze Fox
Coyote
Flash

Grab your meat tenderizers because MeleeMania is back for the month of August with the first class, Heavy! This month we will be doing another bout of combined item fights: Buffalo Steak Sandvich + The Eviction Notice!

Stuff you should know:

Due to the number of people we have signing up each month we are lowering the number of guaranteed slots down to two. This means Ignatius and Alizee Fan get a guaranteed slot in this month.
You are required to eat your Steak Sandvich at the beginning of the fight. No Exceptions. If the fight lasts long enough for the sandvich effect to run out you do not have to eat it a second time.
Please only equip the stock minigun for your primary weapon. This will not be allowed during fights. I have to mention this now before I get a million questions about this.
If you do not have the required items we may be able to trade you spares. Keep in mind Steam trading can and will not work when you need it most so it is recommended to get the items beforehand.
MeleeMania is Sunday, August 26th at 8pm Ville Time on the Events Server.
Remember to submit your theme music to BETTEH at bettehderp@gmail.com. Otherwise you are subject to the Stock Music Archive.

To sign up, post your favorite Heavy line. Sign up today!

[Ignatius]

da da daaa daaaa dun da da daa Come sing with me! dun dun dun da daaa.

Signing up.

[ketchuo]

I will squash you like bug.

I'm in and I have all the item needed

[NerevarineKing]

Pootis Spencer Here!

[Peahats]

Take dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis and dat and dis! BOOM!

I'm in and have all the items.

[OldMan]

"Zookie's Hat" The best Heavy line...

I'm in!

[Flaming Cheese Wheel]

Эй, ухнем!
Эй, ухнем!
Ещё разик, ещё да раз!
Эй, ухнем!
Эй, ухнем!
Ещё разик, ещё да раз!

Разовьём мы берёзу,
Разовьём мы кудряву!
Ай-да, да ай-да,
Aй-да, да ай-да,
Разовьём мы кудряву.

Мы по бережку идём,
Песню солнышку поём.
Ай-да, да ай-да,
Aй-да, да ай-да,
Песню солнышку поём.

Эй, эй, тяни канат сильней!
Песню солнышку поём.
Эй, ухнем!
Эй, ухнем!
Ещё разик, ещё да раз!

Эх ты, Волга, мать-река,
Широка и глубока,
Ай-да, да ай-да,
Aй-да, да ай-да,
Волга, Волга, мать-река

Эй, ухнем!
Эй, ухнем!
Ещё разик, ещё да раз!
Эй, ухнем!
Эй, ухнем!

And yes, I have the required items along with a healthy desire to punch people in the face or groin.

[THE Flying chihuahua]

I must squash you like bug.

I am ready to Kenshiro everyone to death.

[DarkDrifter]

METAL GIANT IS KILLING US!!!!

[Flaming Cheese Wheel]

I am ready to Kenshiro everyone to death.

Been there, done that.

[crimsonshootingstar]

"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, *sniff* maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Im in.

[darklin0]

"I hear someone building diaper changing station!"

I am in it, to win it! I have both items.

[Zork Nemesis]

Already? Feels like just yesterday we were doing this.

"Beat me once, shame on me. Beat me twice, also shame on me. Beat me three times......I am sent to my death"
(he does say it, but not in TF2, it's one of his "busted out" lines from Poker Night)

I have the items.

[MrBlah]

well, poop. I can't make it.

[DarkDrifter]

Ok abiscuit! I cant stand the MS Paint atrocity your using! It makes my eyes bleed! Therefore Ive taken on your plea for a better poster!

BEHOLD!!!!



Feel free to use it all you like my friend! Just glad to help out!