FAIL's back on the menu boys!

[MateoTheBold!]

Team WARPATH

Your ancestors invaded TV8 and the rest of the Ville servers and did us harm although we had not done you any previous injury. I have been appointed commander-in-chief of Team FAIL and it is with the aim of punishing the Warpathians that I have crossed into event server, since you are the aggressors. You gave support to the people of ICU and sought to push them to war against me, and sent hats to team DOH and some other members of NOS which none of the other teams would accept apart from the ICU. Your envoys corrupted my friends and sought to destroy the peace, which I established among team FAIL.

I therefore led an expedition against you, and you started the quarrel. But now I have defeated in battle first your DOH lackeys, NOS sympathizers and ICU syncophants, and now soon you in person and your army, and by the grace of the KILAAKS I control the team FAIL. All those who fought on your side and did not die in battle but came over to me, I hold myself responsible for them; they are not on my side under duress but are taking part in the expedition of their own free will. Approach me therefore as the LORD OF THE EVENT SERVER. If you are afraid of suffering harm at my hands by coming in person, send some of your friends to receive proper assurances. Come to me to ask and receive your mother, your wife, your children and anything else you wish. Whatever you can persuade me to give shall be yours. This does not include hats.

In future whenever you communicate with me, send to me as LORD OF THE EVENT SERVER; do not write to me as an equal, but state your demands to the master of all your hats. If not, I shall deal with you as a poor Irishman. If you wish to lay claim to the title of victory, then stand your ground and fight for it; do not take to flight, as I shall pursue you wherever you may be.


Team FAIL, tonight we dine in the corner!


Team WARPATH, tonight you shall be poor and Irish. It is time you understand the true meaning of FAIL!

[ketchuo]

So what, I dont care about losing. All I want to do is kill people and then play some SMNC

[Flash]

I'm starting to think the Kilaaks implanted something in Mateo's skull. His grammar is deteriorating at an alarming rate!

[Last of The Finest]

Dear Lord of the Events Server,

NUTS!

Yours,
Finest

[ketchuo]

I'm starting to think the Kilaaks implanted something in Mateo's skull. His grammar is deteriorating at an alarming rate!

So, we hunt him down?

[MateoTheBold!]

So what, I dont care about losing. All I want to do is kill people and then play some SMNC

Ketch, this my attempt at some light-hearted and over the top humor. I took a famous letter written by Alexander the Great to a Persian general and adapted it to our match tonight.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_to_Darius_III

I do think you are approaching tonight incorrectly however. You should of written that all you wanted to do was kill some people and then play some Skyrim.

[Larry]

The feast in the corner shall be glorious!

[Flash]

I took a famous letter written by Alexander the Great to a Persian general and adapted it to our match tonight.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_to_Darius_III

WHOOSH!

That was the sound of your educated / historical joke flying right over our heads!

[Earthworm James]

The real feast is tomorrow's eve, and we hungry, NOMNOM !

[MateoTheBold!]

Nooo....my bravado makes me eat crow!

[kallous]

GG WARPATH!

My spying was FAIL!

[IMP!-6]

GG FAIL. I hope you get your connection/crashing issues sorted out for tomorrow's big game. Good luck versus ICU!

[MateoTheBold!]

Kallous...Parate has informed me you were a double agent. Did Bashman seduce you? Turn you to the dark side?

[CoyoteCreed]

I'll have one order of FAIL, please.

[kallous]

Kallous...Parate has informed me you were a double agent. Did Bashman seduce you? Turn you to the dark side?

I'm not sure... maybe I'm the Manchurian Candidate???

I must say though... that crash seemed too well timed... I wonder what he did to this machine. Hrmmmm...