Kill TheCarpe Month 2010 Results!

[TheCarpe]

Another great month, guys! It's been just as much fun as last year, and I hope you all had some fun with it too!

The question on everyone's mind, though, is who won?! Well wait no longer! The winners of Kill TheCarpe Month are:

***COOL GUY***
Another landslide for the winner, this time, Cool Guy ran away with it getting 36 kills totaling 55 points! 2nd place last year, winner this year!
Total Kills:
[spoil]14 Shovel
16 Wrench
6 Ubersaw
1 Kill on Capture Point
2 Domination Kills[/spoil]

**BRONZE FOX**
Bronzie made a good showing, ending up with 11 kills and 23 points!
Total Kills:
[spoil]6 Bat
1 Shovel
1 Fists
3 Ubersaw
2 Domination Kills[/spoil]

*STEVO*
Stevo trailing behind Bronze by only one point, scoring 12 kills and 22 points!
Total Kills:
[spoil]4 Bottle
8 Fists
1 Kill While Ubered[/spoil]

Honorable Mention:

Tungsten - 13 kills - 21.5 points (last years winner out of the top 3 by only half a point!)
unsmart - 12 kills - 16.5 points
Corgasm - 9 kills - 13 points
Gizanked - 10 kills - 12 points
Matt 101 - 5 kills - 10 points
Dirty Dan - 5 kills - 9 points

Low Scorers:

7-9 points: Greulsicle - NoahTheBoah - Buzzy Beetle
5-7 points: A Faulty Fuse - Plas
4-5 points: abiscuit - Big Caulk - Captain Jim - Flobee - FUSE - jim beam - Kabookie - Lt. Tango - Quixote - Spam -
3-4 points: BETTEH CROCKHURR - Red Seal
2-3 points: And/Or - Avar - l3eeron - Dirty Fool - Etrigan - gator - mujo - Soap - Steveio - TTHREAZ - Un4Given
1-2 points: Alizee Fan - Bash-Man - black_and_blue - Earthworm James - iOwn - Kezzerdrix - Masterchef - Smokedawg - Tory{NBG} - Vegeta

Kill totals:

• BAT - Worth 2 Points
  7 Kills
• SANDMAN - Worth 2 Points
  13 Kills
• SHOVEL - Worth 2 Points
  19 Kills
• EQUALIZER - Worth 1 Point
  28 Kills
• FIREAXE - Worth 1 Point
  11 Kills
• AXTINGUISHER (ON FIRE) - Worth 2 Points
  1 Kill
• AXTINGUISHER (NOT BURNING) - Worth 5 Points
  0 Kills
• BOTTLE - Worth 1 Point
  14 Kills
• EYELANDER - Worth 1 Point
  21 Kills
• FISTS - Worth 2 Points
  11 Kills
• KGB - Worth 1 Point
  0 Kills
• KGB WITH CRITS - Worth 2 Points
  0 Kills
• WRENCH - Worth 1 Point
  19 Kills
• MACHETE - Worth 1 Point
  22 Kills
• BUTTERFLY KNIFE - Worth 2 Points
  12 Kills
• BACKSTAB - Worth .5 Points
  12 Kills
• BONESAW - Worth 2 Points
  9 Kills
• UBERSAW - Worth 1 Point
  19 Kills
• KILLED ON CAPTURE POINT - Worth 1 Point
  2 Kills
• KILLED CARRYING INTEL - Worth 2 Points
  0 Kills
• KILLED UNDERWATER - Worth 1 Point
  0 Kill
• KILLED BY UBERCHARGED ENEMY - Worth 2 Points
  1 Kills
• KILLED BY KRITZKREIGED ENEMY - Worth 3 Points
  1 Kills
• KILLED WHILE JARATED - Worth 1 Points
  1 Kill
• DOMINATION - Worth 2 Points
  5 Dominations
• REVENGE - Worth 2 Points
  1 Revenge
• KILLED DURING HUMILIATION - Worth 1 Point
  2 Kills

TOTAL EVENT KILLS: 218

THANKS FOR PLAYING EVERYONE! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS.
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ASPIRIN?

[l3eeron]

Wow, good times everyone. I'm looking forward to next year!


All though, I guess I can try to melee Carpe all the time!

[Stevo]

Congrats CG and Brox!

[Plinko]

Good work, guys! Just remember, just because February is over, doesn't mean you shouldn't be killing Carpe every day.

Also, 0 points is continued evidence I never play on the same server as Carpe!

[TheCarpe]

[quote="Plinko";p="228291"]Good work, guys! Just remember, just because February is over, doesn't mean you shouldn't be killing Carpe every day.

Also, 0 points is continued evidence I never play on the same server as Carpe! [/quote]

That's totally going in my signature

[kallous]

[quote="Plinko";p="228291"]Also, 0 points is continued evidence I never play on the same server as Carpe! [/quote]

Or in my case, just continued evidence that I stink @ Melee!

[Tungsten]

Congrats to the winners!

[TheCarpe]

[quote="Tungsten";p="228295"]Congrats to the winners![/quote]

You are now aware that if you'd had only one more kill with a 2-point weapon, you'd have placed 2nd.

[Guardian]

[quote="TheCarpe";p="228288"]
[*]AXTINGUISHER (NOT BURNING) - Worth 5 Points
0 Kills
[/quote]

Heh I'm still the only one who's pulled that off in a kill the carpe month.

[Bronze Fox]

Oh, so close Stevo!
Well, it was fun Carpe!!

[Earthworm James]

Hey! Who is an Earthwork? I fight for Earthworm rights.

[TheCarpe]

[quote="Earthworm James";p="228314"]Hey! Who is an Earthwork? I fight for Earthworm rights.[/quote]

Oops, fixed

[gator]

Congrats all!

Glad to get in a couple melee kills against Carpe, not in last place!

[TTHREAZ]

I take it my "I'm trying not to kill Carpe this month but did anyway because I didn't have the SMG and got him with the machete while he was a spy" kill wasn't worth 100 points.

It says I got 2-3 points. How? I don't remember more than the 1.

[TheCarpe]

[quote="TTHREAZ";p="228394"]I take it my "I'm trying not to kill Carpe this month but did anyway because I didn't have the SMG and got him with the machete while he was a spy" kill wasn't worth 100 points.

It says I got 2-3 points. How? I don't remember more than the 1.[/quote]

According to my numbers, you also got an Eyelander kill. It was on the same day, but before the machete kill. You might have been on a head-lopping rampage and not noticed me as one of your victims