Kill TheCarpe Month!

[Buzzy Beetle]

I have decided to up the ante some more.

10:19 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: on 2Fort, i got behind you in the sewers once
10:19 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: i thought i'd try to chase you before it dawned on me that, like an idiot, there was no way i could have caught up
10:19 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: and by the time it hit, you were out of rocketing range
10:19 PM - <TVB>TheCarpe: heh...
10:20 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: it's not a big deal
10:20 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: if this was all about me trying to kill you, then i could validate me upsetting-up a storm
10:20 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: but it's not
10:20 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: melee isn't my game, and i don't see me winning
10:20 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: doesn't mean i can't make things hell for my teammates though
10:20 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: =P
10:21 PM - <TVB>TheCarpe: id argue the point, as i've caught faster classes in 2Fort tunnels when they got the health or stopped in the doorway, but against me, i just charge forward and don't tend to look back.
10:21 PM - <TVB>TheCarpe: so yeah
10:21 PM - <TVB>TheCarpe: likely not gonna catch me with a slower class when im on the prowl
10:21 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: like, if i was a scout i could have caught you
10:21 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: but, no dice
10:21 PM - <TVB>TheCarpe: yeah
10:22 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: a soldier's game isn't melee
10:22 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: this doesn't bug me
10:22 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: it's just likely that i have a much better chance inconvienencing those trying to melee you by killing you with rockets
10:22 PM - <TVB>TheCarpe: HA
10:22 PM - <TVB>TheCarpe: lol
10:23 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: i mean
10:23 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: it's not like i can hurt -them-
10:23 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: and the odds of me kill you otherwise are quite slim
10:23 PM - <TVB>TheCarpe: heh
10:23 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: so let's just stick with the basics and tick off alot of melee-hungry folks
10:23 PM - <TVB>TheCarpe: hehe
10:23 PM - Buzzy Beetle.TVR: >=)

[CastleDoctrine]

[quote="Teh Cashbox";p="150731"]Plus, my melee skills are crap. I wouldn't even have a chance if I tried.[/quote]Oh really?
I guess that's why you migrate to the Fun Server and proceed to BEG for friendly fire, especially on melee only maps.

[TheCarpe]

[quote="BlackHawk";p="150687"]Carpe, Are you sure you have the ink in your sig right? When I click on it I get sent to a 2 year old thread in the admin forum instead of this thread[/quote]



Yep, as Masakari said, missed a number in the link. Fixed now...

[Tungsten]

Well Carpe, it seems we finally get to settle "this" once and for all. How many points do we get if we somehow manage to drown you?

[TheCarpe]

[quote="Tungsten";p="150762"]How many points do we get if we somehow manage to drown you?[/quote]

Oh for the love of God, people.

Melee kills! It's not that hard to understand !

[Masakari]

[quote="TheCarpe";p="150801"]
Melee kills! It's not that hard to understand !


[/quote]Okay, so drowning you is out. But how many points would I get if I killed you with a flamethrower? Or how about if I airblast you into a bottomless pit?

Also, if you suicide via rocketme, does everyone get points?



And I thought I wouldn't have any fun with this contest....being insanely difficult with him is even more fun than meleeing him! Teehee!

[Tungsten]

What if I fashioned a club out of water and killed you? Would that count?

[BlackHawk]

What if an meteor falls on the earth and the government uses it's secret ability to turn objects into digital programs and makes it appear in TF2 on the server you are on and it falls and hits you and gives me credit?

[Tungsten]

What if when I die the melee weapon flies out of my hand and walks towards you. You look at the weapon, and attempt to pet it, but the weapons jumps back in fear. It then floats into the air, does a backflip, then a frontflip, and then flies off into the air. You suddenly hear a voice saying, "So long Carpe!" and the weapon disappears.

A week later you're playing Warpath when suddenly the same weapon falls from the sky and lands in front of you. The weapons laughs and then shoots you and you die. Do I get credit for that?

[KRG]

Do these posts count? Surely, annoying you is worth a point, a type of verbal melee?

[Masakari]

[quote="Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42";p="151200"]
Do these posts count? Surely, annoying you is worth a point, a type of verbal melee?
[/quote]If annoying him was worth a point, I'd totally win.

[Cool Guy]

[quote="Masakari";p="150803"]And I thought I wouldn't have any fun with this contest....being insanely difficult with him is even more fun than meleeing him! Teehee! [/quote]

that says And I thought I wouldn't have any fun with this contest....being insanely difficult with him is even more fun than meleeing him! Teehee! if you cant read it.

[Tungsten]

What if I headbutt you? Does that count? Also, does it count if we kill one of your representatives?

[TheCarpe]

Week 1 Stats:

After the first week of Kill TheCarpe Month, here are some preliminary stats for you.

Most Used Weapon: Knife, with a Backstab. Come on, people! Those aren't where the points are!
Second Most Used Weapon: Bat
Least Used Weapon (TF2): Fists
Current Participants: 50
Participants with a forum account: 28
Leading point value: 12 points
Second place point value: 5.5 points
Guild with most kills: <TVB>
Guild with least kills: =USV=

Been a good week, loving the enthusiasm! Keep it up, three more weeks to go!

[Guardian]

I've only got 2 kills against Carpe

Frontstab knife and 1 bat.

Still not matter if I win or lose I have to get an Axetiguisher kill on you carpe!!!