Kill TheCarpe Month!

[Cool Guy]

What are the standings so far?

[TheCarpe]

Standings aren't revealed till the end. The Week 2 stats got overlooked as I was out of town. Week 3 stats will be posted tomorrow.

[Cool Guy]

where are the 3rd week stats?

[Guardian]

I pulled the greatest kill against carpe.

I killed Carpe when he was a pyro with the MIGHT AXETIGUISHER, the only weapon powerful enough to defeat the axe.

If I ever win this (I doubt I will as I was away for a week) I want a Gmod sig of that moment.

[TheCarpe]

Keep it up, everyone! You've got until Saturday at midnight to get a few more kills in on me!

[quote="Guardian";p="155134"]I pulled the greatest kill against carpe.

I killed Carpe when he was a pyro with the MIGHT AXETIGUISHER, the only weapon powerful enough to defeat the axe.

If I ever win this (I doubt I will as I was away for a week) I want a Gmod sig of that moment.[/quote]

What Guardian fails to mention is the 10 or so times I slaughtered him before he happened upon me injured from a previous battle

[Guardian]

[quote="TheCarpe";p="155521"]Keep it up, everyone! You've got until Saturday at midnight to get a few more kills in on me!

[quote="Guardian";p="155134"]I pulled the greatest kill against carpe.

I killed Carpe when he was a pyro with the MIGHT AXETIGUISHER, the only weapon powerful enough to defeat the axe.

If I ever win this (I doubt I will as I was away for a week) I want a Gmod sig of that moment.[/quote]

What Guardian fails to mention is the 10 or so times I slaughtered him before he happened upon me injured from a previous battle [/quote]

It wasn't 10 times..... was it?

>.>

<.<

I don't care I did what I set out to do, get an axetiguisher kill on the Carpe!!

[Tungsten]

I just know I've killed Carpe with the regular axe, the machette, the bat, the saw and maybe the shovel. Of course, for every one time I melee him, he kills me three or four times. I wonder what my kill/death ratio is...

[TheCarpe]

[quote="Tungsten";p="155568"]I just know I've killed Carpe with the regular axe, the machette, the bat, the saw and maybe the shovel. Of course, for every one time I melee him, he kills me three or four times. I wonder what my kill/death ratio is...[/quote]

Perhaps, but remember, my killing you has no effect on your score.

[Tungsten]

The suspense is killing me...or is it killing Carpe...

[Rigges]

Rigges 0 - Carpee 2

[Red Seal]

from what i have counted i have 9999999 99 kills on mr carpe and you wont win oh oh wait i just woke up. there is one day left to stake your claim on the carpe so jump in game and slay him

[TheCarpe]

Final day bonus round! All melee kills scored today are worth DOUBLE POINTS!

Get out there and make a last-ditch effort! The contest ends at midnight Ville time!

[TheCarpe]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's over! Kill TheCarpe Month has reached it's conclusion!

Well done to everyone out there, it was a lot of fun!

I just need to finish calculating the scores, and the winners should be announced soon (though there does appear to be a clear winner)

Stay tuned

[Gizanked]

... still tuned...

[Tungsten]

The suspense is killing me again.