The Mystery of the Bread Teleporters

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The Mystery of the Bread Teleporters

Post by Supreveio » Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:05 pm

If you have not experienced or seen it already, today's TF2 update added a strange happening involving the use of an Engineer's Teleporter.

Whenever a player uses a Teleporter, there is a chance that some bread will appear from the exit along with the player. There are nine different types of teleporter bread, and although each one appears to be themed with one of the nine classes, any given bread spawn is random and unrelated to that player's class.

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- Loaf of Plain Bread (Scout)
- Bread Ration (Soldier)
- Burnt Toast (Pyro)
- Russian Black Bread (Heavy)
- Cornbread (Engineer)
- Pretzel (Medic)
- Baguette (Spy)

(The last two pieces of bread are harder to associate with the remaining two classes, Sniper and Demoman. One is a Buttered Crumpet, the other is Cinnamon Bread. The crumpet could be related to either one, but the cinnamon slice doesn't seem to fit either of them)
Could it be in reference to that "Lecture Valley" hidden page from last year's April Fools Day blog post? Probably.

Of note, the bread ration is in a can with a label reading "Warning: Do Not Teleport".
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Re: The Mystery of the Bread Teleporters

Post by Maple Man » Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:19 pm

Best way to test this is to put a Teleporter trap and force them to teleport every single time it's up :3

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Re: The Mystery of the Bread Teleporters

Post by Insane » Thu Jun 12, 2014 10:59 am

I for one welcome the change, sometimes you just need a snack when you're killing cowards :)
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Re: The Mystery of the Bread Teleporters

Post by The Domer » Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:12 am

Insane wrote:I for one welcome the change, sometimes you just need a snack when you're killing cowards :)
True! Maybe this is how HWG is able to make so many sandviches.

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