Downside, Upside: A TF2 Forum Game

[Supreveio]

Saw this on the Steampowered User Forums (don't ask why I was browsing that place).

Basically, each person takes the proposed negative attribute of a hypothetical weapon given by the previous poster and gives it an appropriate positive attribute. Then that person gives a downside.


For example, if someone were to give this weapon and downside:
A Rocket Launcher with -50% projectile speed

The next person would give an upside to the weapon:
+50% blast radius



Our first downside shall be:
A Spy Revolver with -66% clip size (2 shots)

[frostdillicus]

Headshots cloak you for 2 seconds.

Engineer Wrench
Building upgrades cost 1.5x the Metal.

[Peahats]

+Wrench removes sappers in one hit.

Sniper Bow
-100% increased arrow-draw speed

[Zork Nemesis]

Sniper Bow
-100% increased arrow-draw speed

Arrows explode on impact with players

For a Sniper Rifle
Rifle equipped with iron sights (i.e. can't zoom, but can still look down "scope")

[Will T.]

Fire two shots before having to reload

Heavy Minigun
Cannot spin up with alt-fire

[frostdillicus]

Move 50% faster while firing.

Pyro Flamethrower
Afterburn duration halved.

[Peahats]

+50% increase in airblast speed

Soldier Rocket Launcher
-30% rocket speed

[Zork Nemesis]

Soldier Rocket Launcher
-30% rocket speed

+20% explosion radius

Medigun
-50% Heal rate

[Supreveio]

Healing also applies to other teammates near you or your Medigun target

Demoman Grenade Launcher
Launched bombs take 0.5 seconds longer to detonate

[The Domer]

Grenades can bounce and still detonate on impact with enemies.

Scout's Scattergun
25% wider firing cone

[Zork Nemesis]

Scout's Scattergun
25% wider firing cone

40% more pellets per shot (14)

Scout Pistol
Consumes primary weapon ammunition (if primary is not Shortstop)

[Daryldime]

Scout Pistol
Consumes primary weapon ammunition (if primary is not Shortstop)

25% Less Spread

Sticky Launcher
Allows for only 5 stickies to be placed.

[Knowing]

"Daryldime"

Sticky Launcher
Allows for only 5 stickies to be placed.

Sticky Jumping gives a 4 second crit.

Flamethrower.
Flamethrower can't be used until you achieve a assist.

[THE Flying chihuahua]

Sticky Jumping gives a 4 second crit.

Flamethrower.
Flamethrower can't be used until you achieve a assist.

+50% Flame Length

Flare Gun
-33% Projectile Speed

[Supreveio]

Projectile doesn't arc

Demoman Shield
Charging does not grant critical hits or mini-crits