12 oz curls are supposedly the best P.T. out there...

Granted now your house instead of being connected to water is now hooked up to margarita mix.

I wish I didn't have to go to a homosexual club this week.

Granted but your meteorological shenanigans have caused all potatoes to die out the world over.

I wish i didn't have to drive so far to get to school.

Granted your banana house rots and you are now forced to travel the world in a dirigible.

Wish good grammer had I

I'd Play for a few hours a night a week

1. Watch Big trouble in Little China.
2. Write Campaign based on plot
3. Find Mt. Dew and Cheetos
4. ????
5. PROFIT!

Granted you're constantly staring in Batman and Robin

I wish that the heavy wasn't so easy to kill...

Granted, you inherit Billy Murray Syndrome and relive your Christmas from 2003 until you go insane or find true love.

I wish that the steam sale was year round.

I'm puttin' all ma' marbles on them there Zimbabweans ta win the bobsled racin' just like that there Disney movie.

the wost part about this is this is the first blackjack trip out of 7 where I have left with less than I walked in with.

My old average was 160%.

Happy Birthday Plinko!

A new Motherboard and Processor

So Tonight my mother and I went gambling at the casino in Winnipeg. I took in $190 and sat down at a $10 blackjack table. After two and a half hours of up and down play I was up to $350 and the deck was hot. Deciding that this would be my last hand I place a bet of $100 dollars. I am dealt two Aces ...

cool

Granted, now you Have an immobilizing charlie horse

I wish Robin Would update the blog...