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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:56 pm    Post subject: prank calling Reply with quote

alrighty... so, I work at best buy, and had a four hour shift today. such fun. anyways, my friend works there as well, well, a couple friends do, but this guy was in on the prank, plus he is LP = in charge of the surveillance cameras.

so, I just go home, and figured, it was really slow today, I had about 20 customers in 4 hours ( I normally have about 160 in 6 hrs for comparison) so why not call back up, and mess with them, letting the one guy know who to watch on the cameras for the reactions.... plus he gave me info on if the person i was getting ready to call was with a customer - that way i was sure not to get anyone in trouble.

anyways, first guy I call (I like working there, it is fun - so it isn't like these guys will take offense to this or what not) is the new guy, been here about 3 weeks. He answers the phone, and I start with the Full Metal Jacket soundboard hehehe . (careful with the language youngins)

Me: "what's your name scumbag?"
Joe: "Joe, how may I help you?"
Me: "That name sounds like royalty, are you royalty?"
Joe: "no..."
Me: "Where are you from pvt?"
Joe: (stuttering kinda and kinda giggling) "I don't know sir, let me direct your call to someone who can help you"
Me: (this one isn't g rated so I will just type first part and gist of it) "Do you suck lollipops?"
Joe: (giggles) "No sir"
Me: "BS, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
Me: "How tall are you?"
(he hangs up)

and according to my LP friend who was watching him on the cameras, he was laughing hysterically after he hung up now.... who to do it to next... hehehe
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah...ha...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ooh, even better than the FMJ soundboard is the Howard Stern soundboard... but I can't post what I did with that one...
(did it to my friend while he was at work - the LP guy) he was laughing so hard..... hehehehe
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm so amazingly confused right now...
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