Every store here in Huntsville does not have any Wiis. We checked Atlanta for Wiis this last weekend (that wasn't the reason for the trip, heheh). One guy snorted like he had just heard a pretty good joke when we asked.
I have checked several sources for purchasing Wiis online. Evidently, Wiis are plentiful on the good ol' virtual black market...at a SUBSTANTIAL markup!
I have therefore concluded that the reason I can't go down to my local Best Buy and buy a Wii (at MSR) is because a bunch of greedy, opportunistic bastards have snatched them up to make a profit.
All I have to say is that I sincerely hope there is a special place in hell for scumbags like these.

I don't care if it means we never have a Wii...I will NOT purchase one from any of those slimy assrapists.