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[kaze06]

"Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

[LadeeeDuke]

I reallly like that one Kaze!

"Every where I go . . . there I am"~Unknown

"I feel more like I do now than when I first got here."~Unknown

"I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man."~Unknown

[Barrel Bomber]

lol kaze urs is awsome...u know wat its from?

[Barrel Bomber]

lol kaze urs is awsome...u know wat its from?

[Barrel Bomber]

oopies i got angry at how slow my internet was so i continously clicked submit

[kaze06]

Nah, I just heard it somewhere and it kinda stuck.

[LadeeeDuke]

The sad thing is that I can actually envision in my head exactly what it looks like to push a person down like a slinky going down the stairs. LOL!

[bigfoot_hunter]

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Homer Simpson

[LadeeeDuke]

ROFL

[LJ]

[quote="kaze06";p="66246"]"Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."[/quote]

sounds like a seinfeld quote

[mujo]

"Becoming nothing in this world is the condition for becoming something in the other world." -Kierkegaard

[DukeNukem]

Lady Astor: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your tea."
Winston Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

Again from Churchill: "We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out. "

Dog already quoted my other favorite Churchill quote, although the version I heard was shorter. Woman: "Winston you are drunk". Churchill: "And you madame are ugly but in the morning I shall be sober!"

Some qoutes from Neal Boortz website [Top 10 Thoughts for 2008]:

Number 10. Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6. Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax Cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2. In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world Is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008: 'Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your a$$ tomorrow'.

[Element]

[quote="regis";p="65735"]The first thing that came to my mind was this movie quote:

Wadsworth: The game's up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun.
Miss Scarlet: Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
Wadsworth: It's not a trick. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the Study; two for the chandelier; two at the Lounge door and one for the singing telegram.
Miss Scarlet: That's not six.
Wadsworth: One plus two plus two plus one.
Miss Scarlet: Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier. That's one plus two plus *one* plus one.
Wadsworth: Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus *two* plus one plus one.
Miss Scarlet: Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there is one bullet left in this gun and guess who's gonna get it!

--Clue (1985)[/quote]

Haha! I loved that movie. Also haven't seen Dr. Strangelove in a while, but still very good! Basically... everything said in Anchorman is my favorite quote.

Why'd you say that Ron? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop. Poop mouth. I hate you Ron Burgundy, I hate you.
[runs away]

Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
Ron Burgundy: [clears throat] Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Baxter: Leave these people alone. They mean you no harm.
Bear: We Bears are a proud race. They must pay for their intrusion.
Baxter: On my journey I met one of your kind. His name was Katow-jo. We became friends.
Bear: Katow-jo is my cousin. Go in peace.
Baxter: I will tell tales of your compassion.
Bear: Fare thee well, Baxter. You shall always be friend of the bears.

Ed Harken: Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.

Everything in that movie is classic comedy!:P

[l3eeron]

"We'll use rocks on the other side." - Einstein

talking about after we kill ourselves with nuclear weapons

or

"Lies! I categorically deny any said allegation, or that any such incident occurred, senator." - Deaf Office Worker

[regis]

[quote="Element";p="66628"]Basically... everything said in Anchorman is my favorite quote. [/quote]

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]

Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.