Need Someone to Photo Chop me something

[Rigges]

OK here is what I need

I need a Photo of a small tube of grease type substance and have the lettering/ wording edited on its label.

1. product would be from "OK industries Makers of Blinker Fluid"
2. Product name is "Frequency Grease for cell phones and Radios of all types"

Then Mix that Picture with this one



and a picture of some gloves like this picture.



Thank you

Rigges

Oh ultimately I will be posting it on FB with the following message.

If Your Turn Signals Don't Work, They Might Be Low On Blinker Fluid! From OK industries.
Have bad Cell Phone reception then you need Frequency Grease. Your cell phone needs to be properly lubed from the makes of Blinker Fluid OK industries. Also Get Gloves for your Glove box to keep from being ticketed for no gloves in the glove box.

[BETTEH]

Guess ill have to fire up photoshop tonight.

[BigBiker05]

Ok, you got me... what's the catch?

[The Domer]

Guess ill have to fire up photoshop tonight.

I haven't been this excited in a long time, I can't wait to see how you photo chop this.

[MateoTheBold!]

So the key idea of any good marketing campaign is to create buzz. I was a little unsure of what you exactly wanted or what your exact goal of all of this is, so I had to extrapolate what I thought would get people talking and get this noticed. Please enjoy and let me know how this turns out:

Edit: The guy is holding an axe, but I sort of covered that. Regardless, that covers the chop part of your request. When this gentlemen is done staring into your screen with his seductive and piercing gaze, he seems like the type that would be able to split some kindling or perhaps do some light brush work, but honestly, he probably needs to put a shirt on. Apparently this guy hasn't heard of poison ivy.

[Bronze Fox]

Whoa Mateo, where did you find that picture of me?

[Checkm8]

Guess ill have to fire up photoshop tonight.

I can't wait!!!!

[TheCarpe]

The guy is holding an axe, but I sort of covered that.

You monster.

[c4ridw3n]

Whoa Mateo, where did you find that picture of me?

[ShiftyDevil]

Never forget.

[Rigges]

OK for BigBiker05 and MateoTheBold!

First part is the Blinker fluid Hey your blinkers are not working Go get yourself some blinker fluid.

The second part is from the Army Signal Corps.
frequency grease
n; fictional object used by military personnel to confuse newbee signal soldiers into looking stupid in front of they're superiors
"hey, Jones, this radio isn't working, go ask the commander for some more frequency grease." see also chemlight batteries

and the gloves in the glove box is from Law Enforcement That Cop throw everything in the book at him he even cited him for not having gloves in his glove box.


Hope this clears it up for you now go get me some Chemlight batteries!!!

[Rigges]

BETTEH???

Waiting

Still Excited???