Then I was like, "Mang, I gots some metals. Les do dis."

Same rules as before, but here they are nevertheless.
1. Guess what hat it might be. One hat per person, no duplicates!
2. Post which hat obviously!
3. Wait cause I'll make it in 5 days.
4. Make fun of Mateo. (optional)
If you are a previous winner, feel free to sign up again!
A list of hats guessed will be updated in the post below.
NEW DATE: The guessing period ends on March 9, 2014. So get your guess in now!
Disclaimer: Making fun of Mateo will not increase your chances to win and you may actually be giving Mateo more power.
Disclaimer 2: Mateo does have an equal chance of winning, it is not rigged I swear.
Disclaimer 3: Mateo smells funky.
Disclaimer 4: "As far as you know, I got Darklin0's permission to do this prior to doing it, and I definitely did not tie him up in the back room. The screams for help you are hearing from back there are a recording." -Will.T
Disclaimer 5: I may have mined the metal using doge workers.
Please use the following format when posting:
1. Person #1 - Hat #1
2. Person #2 - Hat #2
3. Person #3 - Hat #3
etc.
Please copy-paste the entire list so far into your post, adding your own name and hat guess at the end. That way we end up with a completed list at the end with no need to compile one.
Winners of Old:
Coyote - Gentleman's Ushanka
Zookie - The Hound Dog
Sparky - Hazmat Headcase
Domer - Surgeon's Side Satchel
Jesus Faction - Soldier's Stogie