MAebelles Maple Feed!!!

[malkazar]

just an fyi the villes orbital defense platform is actively seeking the kilaaks mothership here is a link to a recent recon sweep that was performed...Victory will be ours!


http://youtu.be/FG0fTKAqZ5g?hd=1

[KILAAK EKWILIZER]

UR SWEEPZ SEE NUTHING

MUTHERSHIPZ IZ VERRY STELTH

PREEPAIR FOR INVAYSHUN

[KILAAK BEEG BRANEZ]

PUNEE HEWMANZ CANUT HALF ENDERSTANDEENG UV KILAAK TEKNOWLOJEEE

[Oni]

I'm starting to decipher their language, I think I might have a reliable method for translating it.

You chug a can of soda, spin in a swivel chair until you fall off. At this point you want to scarf down a quarter of pound of headcheese. By this time you should be sick and vomiting in the word assembly bin. If the vomit is green the trap is clean...wait, wat WUZ I TOCKEENG LYKE KILAAK!!

[Cpt._Keyes]

Since I am the one life form superior to kilaaks...i have had no problem understanding them...still waiting for a response from them though...
What say you Kilaaks, with my awesomeness and your...Kilaak...nes combined nothing will stop us...

It is either that or i have to destroy you too..and lets be honest...neither of us want it to come to that...
...It's always easier to get into clubs when you have Kilaaks with you

[malkazar]

THERE IS A KILAAK IN THE DUSTBOWL SERVER!!!!!! OH the Humanity we have to put a top to this now ! and as for keyes restrict him for the goat pens !

[M's]

Is nothing sacred any more.

[KILAAK LACKEE]

JAY DEE HAZ GIVN KEE TU GOTE FUUD PIN TU UZ WII WHEEL GIT GOAT FUUD SUEN

[malkazar]

JD would never do such a thing Kilaak Swine you are trying to trick us !!!!!!

[KILAAK LACKEE]

KNOW TRIK IZ TRU GOTE FUUD IZ N BROUN BAGG WIF GOTE PIKTURE OWN FRUNT

[malkazar]

ahhh but what does it say on the bottom of the bag?

[KILAAK LACKEE]

MAD N CHINAH FORE VILLE GOTE

[Larry]

Maybe we can prepose a settlement?

[ADevilishPotato]

Maybe we can prepose a settlement?

yes, I like that, we totally and completely crush them, and they go away. Sounds like a good deal

[malkazar]

Maybe we could open negotiations with the Kilaaks ...........for thier unconditional surrender!