TNT

[MrBlah]

BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today, I come to you fellow villuns with an amazing offer! One of a kind! Never again will prices be this low!

For the AMAZING LOW PRICE of 5,000 forum points, you can have your very own STACK OF TNT!!! Yes an entire stack! thats 64 block of TNT!!! Ready to use at blowing up those pesky mountains! Show those creapers who's boss! Make exploring caves 64x more fun! Don't let this limited time offer slip away! It's once its a lifetime! Quantities are limited, so it is on a first come first server basis! You never know when I will be on, so just hope you get there first!!!!!!

Local pick up only at your neighboorhood sand castle! Minutes from anywhere useful! Seconds from spawn! To ensure available pickup, please send 5,000 forum points to Mr. Blah. Points sent to other people will not get you any TNT.


No refunds, I am not responsible for what gets blown up with the TNT, unless it's my house, and then I probably had it coming.

[bullet4o1]

I'm sold on it.

[metacide]

I dont know.. if I act now do I get some sort of bonus? Like a shower curtain rod or something?

Maybe if I buy a half stack of TNT for 4000 points I can get another half stack of TNT for just an additional 1000? That's a savings of 3000 forum points.

[BigBiker05]

And you give me 2 more stacks absolutely free? And if I'm not satisfied I get my money back? Just pay for shipping right?

[Masakari]

I'm sure I could possibly spare some of the 1.3 million points I have for TNT shenanigans.

[MrBlah]

I'm sure I could possibly spare some of the 1.3 million points I have for TNT shenanigans.

For you they cost 40,000 points per stack.

But if you act now! I will cut the price in half!!!

But wait!!! send points within the next 30 minutes, and you will get whole 2nd stack for free!

[Masakari]

7500. Take it or leave it.

[MrBlah]

There are 5 stacks available at 5,000 forum points. After those stacks are gone, the price goes up to the retail price 8,000 points per stack. Masa, I will be nice and sell you one for 5,000 if you promise to buy more at 8,000

[MrBlah]

I will also trade stacks of TNT for diamonds, iron ingots, sand, cobble, etc.

Please make your offers!

[TACOBELL]

i claim 2 stacks need to make a huge hole in a piece of land

[MrBlah]

By the way, if anyone wants to just blow up a bunch of stuff, bring 12 stacks of sand to my place, sand castle or black building of doom, and I will give you a stack of TNT to use within my mine.