TheVille

Hey guys, sorry I've not been able to be super involved with the Kilaak stuff lately - school's got me busy as graduation approaches. At any rate, I've received various PMs from players talking about them, and clearly they're still here, so I figured I'd try to get an informational thread going here. Looks like they're ramping up the rhetoric, so they may be getting ready to go crazy on us.

I don't have much presently, and have to run out the door now to work, but if people can take a look through the recent Kilaak posts and see if there's a theme developing or anything, and post it here, I'll emend this first post in the evening (and thereafter) to update the available data.

At the most basic level, it seems like they like:
Bison
Goats
Threatening people
Oprah
Rebecca Black's "song" Friday

They don't like:
The color green(?)
Chickens (In the past, apparently that's no longer the case)
Creepers

Other stuff:
They seem to be planning to invade soon.
May be nomadic? Always are planning to invade.
May be very large
Currently have JD held hostage
Seem to be good hackers, but do wierd things with it, like turn The Ville pink.
Ladeee suggests they may be a female-dominated society

Mortis found a Twitter feed... https://twitter.com/#!/KilaakNayshun

The Kilaaks let slip a Steam group... http://steamcommunity.com/groups/KILAAKNAYSHUN

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Good info folks! I've updated the above lists. Keep trawling those posts for leads and post 'em here.

But do the like Spam? If not, I could always Spam-bomb them from orbit.

WII ALLSO LYKE OPRAH KILAAK NAYSHUN DEEMEND THET OPRAH REETURN TOO TEEVEE

Clearly they don't beam OWN to the Kilaak homeworld. We can offer to send Oprah back with you if you like

So, we just give them Oprah and they leave? Sounds good to me!

Oh yes and the think the "Friday" song was sung by an angel I believe.

Planning to invade?
Oh crap...
Prepare for a pink Ville again

Hope you've been patching all those security leaks for the web site, Dog!

Honestly, if we just let them keep JD I feel that will do enough harm to them that they will leave us alone.

Dog wrote:Planning to invade?
Oh crap...
Prepare for a pink Ville again

I don't mind a pink ville! It would be ßssśšuper die duper!

They have something against creepers.
And are fascinated by Masakari. Thats all I have gathered.

RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRR!!! STOMPED KILAAK MAKE PRETTY PATTERN! RAAAAAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!!

GODZILLA wrote:RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRR!!! STOMPED KILAAK MAKE PRETTY PATTERN! RAAAAAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!!

I've learned that:

Apparently even Godzilla has a better command of the English language than the Kilaaks.

Kilaaks have problems with understanding spelling in English

Kilaaks like to SHOUT and cannot comprehend posting edict.

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Not sure what happened to them as they seemed quite intelligent at one point in time. I guess Godzilla stomped the smart right out of them?!

So if they can't overcome such simple things as spelling and BB edict I'm not too worried about any sort of invasion. I'm actually surprised such a (now) primitive species could even achieve space flight.

We can just put a sign on the moon that says "DETOOR TO ERTH" with an arrow pointing at the SUN. That should do it.

Checkm8 wrote:

Dog wrote:Planning to invade?
Oh crap...
Prepare for a pink Ville again

I don't mind a pink ville! It would be ßssśšuper die duper!

Dude, no, just no.

Plinko wrote:Hope you've been patching all those security leaks for the web site, Dog!

I did patch all the security holes, but now they have JD, who will spill the beans, including details of his secret boobs collection.
I worry for the world...