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making a baby (and not a rude word in sight)

Post by mrs v.o.c » Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:14 pm

i had this sent to me by my friend and thought id share it with you all as it made me giggle


Making a baby. This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!-- The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxyfather was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said,'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door babyphotographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good.Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat !.After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.' 'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!' 'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time.But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six orseven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.' 'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith. 'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.' 'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said. 'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at herthroat. 'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.' 'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith. 'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look' 'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. 'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling- I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.' Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?' 'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'llset-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.' 'Tripod?' 'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.' Mrs. Smith fainted

hope this is ok :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by l3eeron » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:13 pm

:rofl:

Now thats a good one!

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Post by LadeeeDuke » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:54 pm

LOL!

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Post by MrBlah » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:22 pm

hahahha that was indeed a good one

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Re: making a baby (and not a rude word in sight)

Post by Shishkababy » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:36 pm

That was funny...

and maybe its just cause i haven't been here for a while... but holy crap... theres a Mrs. VOC??

Thats just madness.
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Post by Rigges » Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:40 am

LOL I had that sent to me a while back

Its very funny though hahahhahah :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Post by Red Seal » Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:01 am

why did it have to be the smiths, lol
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Re: making a baby (and not a rude word in sight)

Post by CastleDoctrine » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:12 am

[quote="mrs v.o.c";p="151222"]Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.' Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?' 'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'llset-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.' 'Tripod?' 'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.' Mrs. Smith fainted [/quote]Priceless double entendre! :lol:

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