The Kilaaks - What do we know?

[LadeeeDuke]

I'm thinking they must be a female dominated society because they like Pink and Oprah. If they start talking about the View or Brad Pitt, it's a clencher.

If they start talking about the view, im burning my computer.

Me too!

[Boss Llama]

Added the latest speculation, plus the Twitter Mortis found, and the Steam group they posted in the other thread.

[ketchuo]

They tried to mind control a few of us recently.

[Boss Llama]

Clever plan with the Green, Dog - it certainly drew them out (assuming that's what you intended to do )

Looks like they're invading at 9:00 Ville time tonight, eh?

[Peahats]

When we beat them, they will change our colors back right?

[Flash]

They tried to mind control a few of us recently.

YEZ THY DID HAHAHA GUD THNG IT DINT WURK!! WEZ CAN JUS NOT BATTL THA INVAYSHUN PROBLY WNT EVAN HAPPUN!

[TheCarpe]

The Kilaaks have taken steps to ensure that I cannot assist you in battle tonight. I'm currently trapped in one of their holding cells. I can see my axe, but I can't reach it. They know to keep it away from me by now. They're dim-witted, but they learn.

I overheard a few things though, between the disgusting Bison jokes they tell nonstop. They're going to be just as underhanded as we've seen in the past, perhaps more so. The average TF2 player can only fathom the types of diabolical trickery they will use.

They are coming now, they know I am talking to you! Watch the skies...!

[ketchuo]

Well, *gets all of his weapons* time to get to work.

[KILAAK PIELAT]

When we beat them, they will change our colors back right?

YUU HEWMANZ WIL NOTT BEET UZ WII WIL BEET YOU AHND TERN VILE PEENK AGEN HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW

[Larry]

It's time *gets his pavement* to lay the pavement.

[Rigges]

I fear All may be lost with JD Gone OH what ever Shall we Do?
No Problem We can go rescue JD they for got to take his Guns LOL I am well armed with Lots of CO2 Extinguishers and I made up some liquid nitrogen Bullets for my Guns if they do not like cold they wont like this when I Go for the rescue of JD and hey I'll drop off Opera with them just for good cause I have a team ready to go.
Dog are you ready??
Rigges

Durrp da durp

[Larry]

Yes, we'll go all Underworld on them, good plan, and Carpe, try tunneling out. It only took that one guy like 20 years to get out in that one movie.

[NerevarineKing]

We know that they are no match for mighty humans!

[black_and_blue]

The invasion was good fun. Thanks for trying to invade TheVille, Kilaaks, and gg!

[Parade Kid]

Good times. It is no easy chore trying to snipe while drugged :/

I think it's time we made some anti-kilaak weaponry...