inner peace

[mrs v.o.c]

INNER PEACE

I am passing this onto you because it definitely worked for me.

Today, we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

A doctor on breakfast television this morning said that the way to achieve
inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished
and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a
pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum .scriptins, the
res
of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.
Peas spas dis orn to dem yu fink AR in ned ov inr pece